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585 weeks ago @ Halolz - Video Game Zombies · 0 replies · 0 points

Wario would make a rather strange "Boomer," wouldn't he?

593 weeks ago @ Halolz - THE 2FORT PROM'S COMIN... · 1 reply · +3 points

Fear not, Medic; I suspect that most users of Halolz (my self included) have been rejected as well.

597 weeks ago @ Halolz - Captain Falcon's Check-Up · 0 replies · +3 points

Rest assured that your "lolz" are missed.

597 weeks ago @ Halolz - Captain Falcon's Check-Up · 1 reply · +26 points

Rather than create a witty remark, I have instead chosen to compose the following poem:

"Remarks Upon 'Captain Falcon's Check-Up'"

The doctor well-focused with fixéd gaze
Examined the Falcon's feigned malaise;
Struck rough in the face, he flew across an axis;
And upon his descent he could not further practice
The art which he in youth had been trained
For upon him the Falcon had bestowed some pain
Quite foreign to him, this encumbrance crippling;
Had Wolf some pity, he would well quickly
Refuse the Falcon this horrid excess,
This gravest abuse; but he no digress
Would offer to he who so oft denies,
Sustained by the charges of moistened eyes;
The doctor, alas, his profession has lost;
No longer shall he seem quite like a "boss."

598 weeks ago @ Halolz - Will you go through th... · 9 replies · +39 points

If I recall correctly, Link's destiny is intertwined with the fate of Princess Zelda, who seems to possess a substantial interest in him. Assuming my memory still retains its pertinence and lucidity, Link is the love interest of Saria, a possible suitor for Malon, and the fiancé of Princess Ruto. Considering the ostensible advances of Nabooru, it seems as though five women are interested in Link.

Gentlemen, I hereby proclaim Link as a "Pimplicious Mack Daddy."

599 weeks ago @ Halolz - The Video Game Communi... · 3 replies · +3 points

Alas; if only the Obama Administration were so effective.

600 weeks ago @ Halolz - GOD HATES SENTRIES · 0 replies · +4 points

God bless cosplayers.

601 weeks ago @ Halolz - [VIDEO] Why TF2 Needs ... · 8 replies · +2 points

How could the infamous "Thriller" taunt have been excluded from these videos?

602 weeks ago @ Halolz - SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - G... · 2 replies · +7 points

I also second your remarks about poorly wrought fan art and fan porn.

602 weeks ago @ Halolz - SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - G... · 1 reply · +6 points

However, the character is named "Bunnie."