Wario would make a rather strange "Boomer," wouldn't he?
Fear not, Medic; I suspect that most users of Halolz (my self included) have been rejected as well.
Rest assured that your "lolz" are missed.
Rather than create a witty remark, I have instead chosen to compose the following poem:
"Remarks Upon 'Captain Falcon's Check-Up'"
The doctor well-focused with fixéd gaze
Examined the Falcon's feigned malaise;
Struck rough in the face, he flew across an axis;
And upon his descent he could not further practice
The art which he in youth had been trained
For upon him the Falcon had bestowed some pain
Quite foreign to him, this encumbrance crippling;
Had Wolf some pity, he would well quickly
Refuse the Falcon this horrid excess,
This gravest abuse; but he no digress
Would offer to he who so oft denies,
Sustained by the charges of moistened eyes;
The doctor, alas, his profession has lost;
No longer shall he seem quite like a "boss."
If I recall correctly, Link's destiny is intertwined with the fate of Princess Zelda, who seems to possess a substantial interest in him. Assuming my memory still retains its pertinence and lucidity, Link is the love interest of Saria, a possible suitor for Malon, and the fiancé of Princess Ruto. Considering the ostensible advances of Nabooru, it seems as though five women are interested in Link.
Gentlemen, I hereby proclaim Link as a "Pimplicious Mack Daddy."
Alas; if only the Obama Administration were so effective.
How could the infamous "Thriller" taunt have been excluded from these videos?
I also second your remarks about poorly wrought fan art and fan porn.
However, the character is named "Bunnie."