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Crasstalk : Election Night Live Blog: Which Half of the Country Will Hate Tonight's Outcome?

Wed, 7 Nov 2012 02:54:44 +0000

Mitt Romney's concession speech. [youtube URUO1dhnIsc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URUO1dhnIsc youtube]

Crasstalk : Mommie Dearest Open Thread

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:53:38 +0000

If hating TJs is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Crasstalk : Introducing Caine's Arcade

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 16:24:03 +0000

<img src="http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/6/64/23.jpg"> I smell a lawsuit!

Crasstalk : Thursday Open Thread

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:03:38 +0000

Given that the pompous windbag that is Keith Olbermann is no longer with us. I want to declare not only The Worst Person in the World but also, the Luckiest. Mayor Joseph Maturo Jr. <img src="http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6653/wwal.jpg"> Why worst? Well for one he's probably a racist. We all have our gaff moments, but let's be honest, he's a racist. Why luckiest? 500 tacos. I want 500 tacos. I'm so damn hungry right now.

Crasstalk : Tuesday Open Thread

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:15:52 +0000

Try doing this backwards after being pulled over for a DUI. [youtube aKxN81qJCUI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKxN81qJCUI youtube]

Crasstalk : Your NFL Championships Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:58:25 +0000

I thought the Texans were playing today.

Crasstalk : Sunday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 18:13:16 +0000

Cheese you say? [youtube nqQh60V48WI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqQh60V48WI youtube]

Crasstalk : Sunday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:46:22 +0000

Yeah, I wouldn't have posted it had the family not said something.

Crasstalk : Sunday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:29:33 +0000

People may remember you for your storied career, or the Sandusky scandal but I'll always remember you for this. [youtube 2vHPh-CO8jM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vHPh-CO8jM youtube]

Crasstalk : Sunday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:25:51 +0000

Joe Pa is dead. http://abcnews.go.com/US/joe-paterno-legendary-pe...

Crasstalk : Sunday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:24:04 +0000

TS and MonkeyBiz.

Crasstalk : Crasstalk Tips Page

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:20:21 +0000

Johnny Depp gets married. [Not really] http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/21/1...

Crasstalk : Sunday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:05:18 +0000

"Just born, mom. Having trouble walking, think you could pick a worse spot next time to have a kid? No? No, of course not. THIS IS SOME ROCKY SHIT."

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:42:51 +0000

Just watch The Bad Seed a few times. It'll clear everything up. <img src="http://www.slantmagazine.com/images/film/badseed.jpg" width="90%">

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:34:16 +0000

You're right. I just didn't want to give them a clear answer to such a silly question.

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:24:29 +0000

What's this from? I love the Apple bashing.

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:20:49 +0000

I went with: "To answer this question, you really need to have all information fully in hand. You have to ask yourself... 1. How often do I have sex? 2. How often do I masturbate? Throw in a bit of relative theory and you have your answer."

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 02:05:42 +0000

Just got this message from someone on a dating website. Can anyone help me answer it? "every time you had sex a Panda die in China or every time you watched porn on the internet 10 rats were conceived in your apt/house?"

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 01:50:11 +0000

[youtube dKQlrJMiyEs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKQlrJMiyEs youtube]

Crasstalk : Saturday Open Thread

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 01:42:42 +0000

I was going to go with tires.