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Wonkette : Now Grover Norquist Wants To Drown Republicans In The Bathtub

Sat, 3 Jan 2015 19:44:47 +0000

There goes Grover, pitching a tent in his bathtub.

Wonkette : Deleted Comments: Alas, We Have Offended A Sensitive Soul (Or Men's Rights Activist, Same Difference

Sat, 3 Jan 2015 19:37:03 +0000

The Holiday Inn-oclasts?

Wonkette : Smirking Thug Who Attacked Lady Subway Worker Was An NYPD Cop, Surprise!

Fri, 2 Jan 2015 21:08:01 +0000

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why he strangled a woman and then walked like a man, Oh my Lolja...

Wonkette : Veterans Tell Nutsack Eric Bolling What He Can Do With 'Boobs On The Ground' Joke

Wed, 1 Oct 2014 07:06:08 +0000

Well, that went tits up in a hurry.

Wonkette : Let's All Enjoy This Ferguson Protester Yelling At Fox News

Tue, 19 Aug 2014 16:39:21 +0000

Smug be smuggin'.

Wonkette : Arizona Congressional Candidate Gets Endorsement From Visibly Aroused Horse

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 17:36:27 +0000

Switching? I never turned mine off.

Wonkette : Science Nice Time: Navy Honors Sally Ride With A Research Vessel. Sadly, It Is Not A Spaceship

Mon, 11 Aug 2014 22:49:05 +0000

Pics or it didn't happen (the Wiccan lesbian navels part).

Wonkette : Malia Obama Kicked A Girl, And The Daily Caller Is ON IT

Tue, 5 Aug 2014 19:22:58 +0000

Hitler, who only had one ball? (Tojo had two but they were small.) Because Himmler had something similar, but extra points for Goebbels, who had no balls at all.

Wonkette : MSNBC Welcomes Back Hitler Fanboy Racist Piece Of Filth Pat Buchanan Because That's All Behind Us No

Mon, 4 Aug 2014 17:59:12 +0000

That might have been the problem...

Wonkette : Alison Lundergan Grimes Calls Mitch McConnell A Useless Douche To Mitch McConnell's Face

Mon, 4 Aug 2014 17:14:03 +0000

Yes, but too much tortoise interruptus.

Wonkette : Alison Lundergan Grimes Calls Mitch McConnell A Useless Douche To Mitch McConnell's Face

Mon, 4 Aug 2014 16:51:49 +0000

I'll be in my... oh, you know the rest.

Wonkette : Your Wonkette Week In Review: All The Best Stuff You Missed While 'Working'

Sun, 3 Aug 2014 03:48:29 +0000

We've got these armadillos in our trousers...

Wonkette : Eric Cantor To Congress: Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 23:26:59 +0000

I was going with All About Eve because Cantor's going down just as Cruz is coming up.

Wonkette : Eric Cantor To Congress: Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home

Fri, 1 Aug 2014 14:07:46 +0000

Why am I imagining Eric Cantor as Bette Davis and Ted Cruz as Anne Baxter?

Wonkette : Dear Liberals: Kindly STFU About Ruth Bader Ginsburg Resigning, With A Topping Of STFU Sauce

Thu, 31 Jul 2014 22:14:58 +0000

Y'all know you can pretend/practice to make babbies without having to actually make a babby, don't you? It's still 5 to 4.

Wonkette : We Have Colonized Reagan Island

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 14:48:51 +0000

You mean This Week on ABC?

Wonkette : We Have Colonized Reagan Island

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 14:45:59 +0000

It won't really be Reagan's America until somebody shoots a few Nicaraguans.

Wonkette : Wonkette After Dark: Watch Out For Smooth Viagra Thieves, Chicago

Wed, 30 Jul 2014 07:09:19 +0000

Slowly I turned...

Wonkette : Men With Guns All Freaked Out By Topless Counter-Protesters' Dirtypillows

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 18:43:19 +0000

Liberty Leading the Peepers.

Wonkette : Men With Guns All Freaked Out By Topless Counter-Protesters' Dirtypillows

Mon, 28 Jul 2014 18:40:57 +0000

I'm sure there's an ATM around here...