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Wonkette : Texas Mom Drops Challenge To Super Sexy 'Marxist' Book About Poors

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 18:04:12 +0000

...kids now a days are so spoiled! Back when I was in high school we didn't learn about "anal sex" in books, we learned about it the good old fashioned way! With your girlfriend screaming "WRONG hole, you idiot!!!"

Wonkette : Obama To Ask Republicans' Permission To Bomb Ay-rabs, They Will Surely Love Him Now

Tue, 10 Feb 2015 14:57:18 +0000

...SHOCK AND AWE BABY!!!

Wonkette : Brian Williams Takes Break From Nightly News, Will Try To Remember Not To Show Up Anyway

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 17:25:39 +0000

"David Folkenflik’s piece notes a 2011 Harvard study that argues memory is “prone to distortions that can have serious consequences in everyday life.” ...I don't think you need a Harvard study to prove this hypothesis. Just look at pretty much every argument from conservatives that Reaganomics worked, racism doesn't exist, the Iraq War was going perfect until Obama came into office, etc. etc. etc

Wonkette : Brian Williams Takes Break From Nightly News, Will Try To Remember Not To Show Up Anyway

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 17:13:29 +0000

...I heard that Brian Williams single handedly lied us into the Iraq, Afghanistan and Peloponnesian wars!!!

Wonkette : Sad Ted Cruz Wonders Why Obama Hates Poor People So Much

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 14:56:26 +0000

...the proper response to the diarrhea that Ted Cruz just spewed out of the pimply anus that he call a "mouth", is "Well since you hate the 1% so much, you must support an increase in the income tax and closing of loopholes"?

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: Republican Congress Fiddles While Syria Burns (Video)

Mon, 9 Feb 2015 14:01:22 +0000

...ISIL has shown their hand after the killing of the Jordanian pilot. Everyone now knows that hostage negotiations with them are pointless. They secretly murder their hostages shortly after capture and then demand a nearly impossible ransom. All this just to drive media coverage of their horrid message! This poor girl more than likely was killed months ago and now they are trying to cover their asses by claiming she was killed in a air strike.

Wonkette : Wannabe Missouri Gov Lady Wishes Liberals Would Stop Porning The Children

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 16:20:31 +0000

REGULATING CORPORATIONS = BAD!!!! REGULATING INDIVIDUAL MORALS = FUKK YEAH!!! ...so this dumpster muffin finds sexual acts between 2 consenting adults more pressing than, let's say a corporation dumping a tuck load of benzine straight into an aquifer?!

Wonkette : Morning Maddow: The GOP Has Vax-In-Mouth Disease

Wed, 4 Feb 2015 15:52:29 +0000

...I hearby declare that the "Conservative" party shall be renamed the "REGRESSIVE" party from here on forth! This is to recognize their unbearable ignorance of facts, science and inability to build a fire for warmth.

Wonkette : Obama Is Bad Commie, Shrinks Deficit Again

Tue, 27 Jan 2015 16:17:04 +0000

...as we all know, deficits are only good under Republican presidents

Wonkette : Wonkette Week In Review: The Best Of Our Site, Wrapped In Bread Bags

Sat, 24 Jan 2015 15:07:53 +0000

...WHAT?!?! The president dick whipping the republicans during the SOTU didn't even get an honorable mention?!

Wonkette : Doctors To Fox Host: Vaccinate Your Kids, Idiot

Thu, 22 Jan 2015 18:37:14 +0000

Pro-Tip: Plastic bread bags arent only useful for keeping your hobo shoes dry, they also can be fashioned into a Haz-Mat suit when the Ebola pox simplex IV outbreak occurs!

Wonkette : Ted Cruz Ready To Be President, Not Ready For YouTube

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 18:02:42 +0000

...that smug condoscending shit eating tone makes me want to smother him with a bread bag!!!

Wonkette : Joni Ernst: Let Them Wear Bread Bags

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:34:49 +0000

...so it's because Iowans, that they have suffocation warnings on the side of bread bags

Wonkette : Joni Ernst: Let Them Wear Bread Bags

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:30:52 +0000

...does that mean, instead of getting "athletes foot" she would be "yeast infections"?

Wonkette : GOP Congressladies Would Like To Stop Talking About Legitimate Rape Please

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 16:06:58 +0000

...maybe they can get Bill Cosby to co-sponsor the bill?

Wonkette : On Minimum Wage, GOP Offers Only Toxic (Aaron) Schock Treatment

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 15:09:12 +0000

...FYI: Shyt for brains, I was a manager for Wal-Mart(you know; the largest most profitable private employer in the U.S.)for 2 and half years. That company pays 2 pubic hairs shy of the minimum wage to beginning hourly workers...oh yeah and the average age of its employees is 27 years old.

Wonkette : On Minimum Wage, GOP Offers Only Toxic (Aaron) Schock Treatment

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 15:03:01 +0000

...geez, they don't make these "back benchers" like they use to anymore.

Wonkette : Felon Dinesh D'Souza Has Met African-Americans, And You, Obama, Are No African-American

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 14:44:44 +0000

...shyt, if she did that then I would become a Faux news viewer! But I would wear a condom everytime her show came on, don't wanna catch the crazy!

Wonkette : Felon Dinesh D'Souza Has Met African-Americans, And You, Obama, Are No African-American

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 14:32:55 +0000

...FUKK!!! I've been doing it wrong all this time?!?! You mean to tell me, that all I have had to do to avoid be profiled, descriminated and slurred over the last 33 years of my life is show people my Nigerian passport and tell them I'm not really "African American"?!?!?

Wonkette : 2015 GOP State Of The Union Response Starring Joni Ernst And A Plastic Bag Shoe Liveblog

Wed, 21 Jan 2015 03:41:09 +0000

1) if that isn't a god damn wig then I don't know what is! 2) "Keystone"? Are you fukking kidding me? You should've talked about pig Caesarians, that would've been more entertaining/revelant 3) WTF, I ran out of Smirnoff!!!1!!! 4) I feel robbed without the maniacal Joker laugh 5) No mention of "Castration" 6) since "bread bags" are so tough can I use them as condoms? Not for me, but for a friend that is asking...and extremely cheap 7) Is orange REALLY the new black?!?! 8) Considering the amount of "pork" Mitch McConell likes to take home to Kentucky, he may want to cross his legs anytime Joni Ernst walks by. Just saiyin!