gdp's Comments

Dealbreaker : Write-Offs: 12.29.11

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:22:07 +0000

Thanks for clearing that up Michael Lewis. I always assumed Ivy League students elbowed their way to the front of the GS career table because they were after a lucrative IB position. Turns out it was a mass brainwashing conspiracy to "subjugate" them.

Dealbreaker : Write-Offs: 12.27.11

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 14:54:02 +0000

Do you mean #whitetrashproblems?

Dealbreaker : Find Yourself On The Wrong Side Of The SEC? We Suggest You Dial This Guy

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 21:14:56 +0000

Man is that an attorney/client match made in heaven... "Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer, Joe Amendola, got a 16-year- old client pregnant and later married her " http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/jerry-s...

Dealbreaker : Write-Offs: 12.07.11

Thu, 8 Dec 2011 00:32:54 +0000

Michael Moore clearly gets it. As someone who works "on Wall Street," I, for one, would rank Barack Hussein Obama as the #1 advocate for my profession and finance in general.

Dealbreaker : Is Dick Bové About To Freshen Up The Old Buy/Sell/Hold Analyst Ratings?

Fri, 2 Dec 2011 20:54:03 +0000

Says the guy who has been squawking all year that Bank of America's stock is a buy.

Dealbreaker : And Now Some Mockery

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:07:41 +0000

Au contraire. He originally posted it at about 11:15am then removed it but not before I commented. That sneaky Mr. Levine.

Dealbreaker : And Now Some Mockery

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 16:21:54 +0000

What in the hell is going on here? Two Levine posts before noon, one of which is less than 1000 words. What's next - - UBS > GS?

Dealbreaker : College Students Hesitant To Reveal Scarlet 'B'

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:01:48 +0000

I would offer them $100 bucks and some free popcorn to come discuss the cold hard truth behind their decisions. But, I don't think they would accept now that they can get free pizza and some under-the-tarp twat down at Zuccotti. -R Dalio

Dealbreaker : Confidential To The White House: Ken Langone Needs To Feel Loved (And Spoiler Alert, He Isn't)

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:40:04 +0000

I know, right. Why can't he just learn to have fun like me? -J. Epstein

Dealbreaker : College Students Reveling In The Awesomeness Of The Shattered American Dream

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:38:52 +0000

I am pretty sure that the picture has a decent chance of ultimately being the lead-in to a Darwin award story.

Dealbreaker : Nassim Taleb Predicts The Next Black Swan: Bankers Getting Bonuses Of Any Kind

Tue, 8 Nov 2011 16:53:36 +0000

What would Hammurabi say about running a "Black Swan" fund and losing money for clients in 2001?

Dealbreaker : Hedge Fund Founder Sued For Telling Employees How He Really Feels

Mon, 7 Nov 2011 16:51:41 +0000

Let him assume a position at Ping Capital then he'll have something to complain about.

Dealbreaker : Don't Call It A Comeback

Fri, 4 Nov 2011 15:34:58 +0000

He should be fine. Rumor has it he rolled his check from Occupy Wall Street into the Kardashian wedding.

Dealbreaker : SecondMarket Wants In On First Market For Groupon

Wed, 2 Nov 2011 16:59:54 +0000

"respect" is a pretty unoriginal name for your member. just sayin'.

Dealbreaker : T2 Partners Just Wants To Make It Clear They Are Of Sound Mind And Judgment

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 23:18:55 +0000

e) Put most of your fund into a wireless broadband venture that downs airplanes then distribute illiquid shares in it to redeeming shareholders

Dealbreaker : Whitney Tilson: T2 Partners Nailed Its Netflix Short Except For The Fact That It Didn't

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Yes, but the fact that he gets to collect fees because they show up (let him "ride their coat-tails") is a pretty sweet deal for him.

Dealbreaker : Whitney Tilson: T2 Partners Nailed Its Netflix Short Except For The Fact That It Didn't

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:51:06 +0000

True. But, there is some NKI joke in the fact that he still gets people to pay thousands to attend his Value Investing Congress while sucking so publicly.

Dealbreaker : Um, This Isn't So Good

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:54:45 +0000

"The Financial Industry Regulatory Authority, or Finra, accused the embattled Swiss bank of a “systemic supervisory failure.” " UBS sucks then? Thanks for the news flash.

Dealbreaker : Area Hedge Fund Manager Pretty Sure Wall Street Protesters Are Just Looking To Rub Up Against Each O

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:14:26 +0000

"...She speaks no English...." Maybe she should fend for herself because you aren't much better in that department.

Dealbreaker : Bonus Watch '11: Paul Volcker's Rule Can't Touch This Cash Cow Unless He Pays

Fri, 14 Oct 2011 20:31:22 +0000

People paying a UBS MD to get naked....you made a funny.