AZW88

AZW88

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326 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin On Speed: ... · 1 reply · +18 points

"I was going to run for President, but then I got high, then I got high" (High on being a media whore and grabbing cash)

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Protip For Rainbow Fam... · 1 reply · +15 points

Honking your horn=freedom of speech!

If you can be an asshole at an abortion clinic right in someone's face, you can honk your fucking horn at 1 AM.

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Other 'Pro-Family' Son... · 0 replies · +5 points

Lyrics make no mention of a wife.
Shooting your ol' lady for messing around is great family values.

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Why Today's U.S. Vs Ge... · 0 replies · +2 points

"If more “Americans” are watching soccer today, it’s only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy’s 1965 immigration law."

No, Like AZ Superintendent of Public Instruction (and master troll himself) Huppenthal said, White men just not knocking enough White women, thus them soccer lovin socialist mesicans are out-breeding us.

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - We Heard About The Lam... · 0 replies · +7 points

Lamest post-lame orgy chat eavesdropping ever.

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Indiana Is Your New Ga... · 1 reply · +3 points

sing it, "Indiana Wants Me"

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Lawyer Decides... · 0 replies · +2 points

Brain surgeon... or maybe it was fry cook.

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnut Lawyer Decides... · 3 replies · +14 points

How do people like this even graduate from law school, let alone pass the fuckng bar exam??

Do they over-celebrate such accomplishments, fall and hit their heads, leaving them with amnesia that effects only those portions of the brain that serves as a repository of all they learned in law school?

We need a study! or at least start making all those in law school start wearing bicycle helmets. Seriously, this is an epidemic!

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Redskins Name Isn't Ra... · 0 replies · +6 points

The Trail of Tears must have been all about tears of joy an the Cherokee abandoned that wasteland of Georgia and that wicked gold and headed to greener pastures of Oklahoma

330 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Arizona Schools Chief ... · 0 replies · +10 points

hell, my wife is Navajo and I don't even speak it.

It does allow her and her sisters to continue talking about me when I walk into the room.