Buster the Cat

Buster the Cat

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422 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 3 replies · +37 points

God I hope not. But I better find myself a new place to sleep just in case.

422 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Thursday Open Thread · 17 replies · +34 points

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOD BYE CRUEL WOOOOORLLLDDD, HELLLOOOOO SWEEET RELEASE!!!!

423 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 14 replies · +41 points

Like you're such a prize.

426 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Friday Open Thread · 3 replies · +26 points

ASL?

426 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - I Love You, But You Dr... · 2 replies · +44 points

What does my significant other do that makes me want to set meowing cities afire? She follows me around constantly in my own meowing home, taking meowing photographs of me that she later posts online. All I want is some time alone!

Just the other day I was flipping through a book authored by Christopher Hitchens (shortly before I clawed it to shreds and used it as kitty litter), when I stumbled upon a quote that I identified with all too much:

“In a place with absolutely no private or personal life, with the incessant worship of a mediocre career-sadist as the only culture, where all citizens are the permanent property of the state, the highest form of pointlessness has been achieved.”

I have to admit, I broke down into tears for a few minutes before I returned to licking the patch of fur where my balls once resided.

I mean, seriously woman, I give you all the meowing space you need! Did I ask any questions when all that horrible screeching, yelling and hissing used to emanate from the basement on a near daily basis? Meow no! I minded my own meowing business. Sure, I was scared for my ninth life, starting to believe I was living with a feline obsessed version of Josef Fritzl, but I'm kind of meowing helpless here!

Look, I still love you and shit. But seriously, stop embarrassing me in front of your goofy Internet friends.

426 weeks ago @ Crasstalk - Saturday Open Thread · 1 reply · +8 points

Meow, who knows? But at least this woman has the common meow courtesy not to put a picture of her cat doing it on a meow blog for the entire meow world to see.