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Wonkette : Announcing The Wonkommittee, Which Is A Really Bad Name, Anyway, We Need You To Help Us Hire Some Pe

Tue, 25 Mar 2014 12:40:34 +0000

OK, but does the Wonkeratchik deny basic contraceptives to its female employees? (srsly this is an issue at hand in the highest court in the land like right about now) http://religionandpolitics.org/2014/03/19/contrac...

Wonkette : Announcing The Wonkommittee, Which Is A Really Bad Name, Anyway, We Need You To Help Us Hire Some Pe

Tue, 25 Mar 2014 12:37:25 +0000

"everyone codes" means everyone's unemployed before long. insourcing the outsourcing to volunteers. TAKE THAT BANGALORE

Wonkette : Seven Reasons This Ad By Daniel Muessig Is The Greatest Criminal Defense Attorney YouTube Ad Ever

Thu, 6 Mar 2014 19:22:11 +0000

Oh, and apropos of CPAC: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cas/43620... https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/m4m/43564... "KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT"

Wonkette : Hero College Student Will Not Stand For College Textbook's Mean Ronald Reagan Lies

Mon, 24 Feb 2014 14:19:41 +0000

And ya got the Communists making common cause with the radical Environmentalists and the Feminists are in the mix. https://www.academia.edu/6095310/Critical_Theory_... thinking freely & openly really is enough to give a right-winger the shits. Open-ended discourse offers more than a few opportunities to confirm the most hysterical and shrill fears of the John Birch set

Wonkette : This Land Is Our Land: Goodbye Pete Seeger, 1919-2014

Tue, 28 Jan 2014 16:08:29 +0000

There was money to be made for a while, then there wasn't. Ask Nixon about 11 Sept 1973.

Wonkette : Gather Round And Watch Quentin Tarantino And Gawker Try To Beat Each Other's Brains Out

Tue, 28 Jan 2014 13:20:12 +0000

I just blew Gawker's head off...

Wonkette : President Of Company That Wrecked West Virginia Water Is Too Tired And Thirsty For Your Stupid Quest

Tue, 14 Jan 2014 15:57:49 +0000

Fuck you, Southern man.

Wonkette : Heroic Armed Citizen Stops Movie Texting With Gun, Murder

Tue, 14 Jan 2014 15:55:42 +0000

that's why we do the sinawali drills

Wonkette : Sundays With The Christianists: American History Textbooks To Smite The Dreaded Hun

Sun, 8 Dec 2013 20:21:16 +0000

How much of the war narrative is plagiarized directly from Wikipedia? Because, you know, Gattica.

Wonkette : Send Us Your Anecdotal Reports Of Isolated Voting-Day Irregularities, America!

Tue, 5 Nov 2013 17:53:13 +0000

I want Jackson on the ballot every election cycle.

Wonkette : Send Us Your Anecdotal Reports Of Isolated Voting-Day Irregularities, America!

Tue, 5 Nov 2013 17:51:30 +0000

Precinct 207 in Alexandria, VA was boring as all get-out. For the last three months I've had people coming to the door reminding me to vote, asking for money, &c. I can't stand McAulliffe but I voted for that bag of crap just to keep Cuccinelli from becoming the Governor of Dipshit Brownshirt Island.

Wonkette : Reddit's '/R/Politics' Moderators Continue Awesome Streak Of Dumbness

Mon, 4 Nov 2013 19:54:00 +0000

I prefer the standards of journalistic excellence at r/buttsex.

Wonkette : Here Is Your 'Ex-Gay' Anthem, America

Mon, 28 Oct 2013 14:02:51 +0000

I liked this guy better when he was covering David Allan Coe's standard... "Fuckin' in the Butt."

Wonkette : Peggy Noonan Conducts Seance, Or Perhaps Depraved Ether Binge, It's Hard To Tell

Fri, 18 Oct 2013 14:07:56 +0000

Golly, that's some silly shit right there.

Wonkette : Sarah Palin Doubts Barack Obama Has Ever Pulled Lemonade Out Of His Bootstraps

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 19:00:18 +0000

She named her firstborn Track.

Wonkette : Professor Barack Obama's Outrageous 'Get Your Butts Back To Work' Speech Divisive, Hurtful, Professo

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 17:01:17 +0000

"elections have consequences" <smirk>

Wonkette : Meet Idaho Senator 'Jim Risch,' Who Apparently Exists (And Voted For Default)

Thu, 17 Oct 2013 15:19:46 +0000

His achievements tend to fly under the radar but they're a hit on YouTube. Here he is, with his Gem State constituents, voting for Pedro &c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B6IU1N2M5k SUPER TUBER

Wonkette : Texas Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst Finds Campaign Issue, Calls For Obama Impeachment

Wed, 16 Oct 2013 14:21:09 +0000

Where's the line between idiot bully & full-on brownshirt? I'm wondering how long ago these delightful gentlemen crossed it

Wonkette : If This South Carolina Rep. Doesn't Pay His Bills, Why Should The U.S. Government?

Wed, 9 Oct 2013 20:07:05 +0000

I'm trying to remember... which party is the one calling for fiscal responsibility again?

Wonkette : Glenn Beck Has A Scoop That Will Completely Blow Your Mind This Time For Sure, Once He Tells You, He

Tue, 8 Oct 2013 21:25:22 +0000

Is he going to open up about that girl he may have raped and murdered back in the '90s? It would be irresponsible not to ask. Call goldline now. &c.