The rest of the States thinks of Texas the same way as Denise's great-uncles, let me assure you. I hope Obama wins if for no other reason than all the Stetson-wearin', cowboy-booted, longhorn-car-decorated Lone Star whackos who've been mucking about here for the last 8 years will go back home.
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Fuck, I'm going to bed. The free editing offer still stands, though, if you ever do decide to go forward with a book.