So we've established that even the evangelicals have their biblical history wrong: Jesus killed all the 'saurs only 2000 years ago. Linguists in ancient Greek and Aramaic have also determined that due to mistranslations, it was incorrectly recorded that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey to deflate the majesty of Roman dignitaries doing the same on Horses.
Properly translated, the texts reveal that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on baby stegosaurus, showing irreverence to the Roman lords doing so on mighty Raptors. Later, Mohammed (PBUH) made his legendary Night Flight to Jerusalem (and subsequent ascension) on the last remaining pterodactyl. Jesus was a good dino-hunter, but he missed a few of the airborne ones.
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"The Left Behind World?"
"Calvary: Site 2?"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVZdxy8gJuY
Wish I could find my CD, or the album art somewhere. There's a beautiful artist's rendering of Jesus "riding the crucifix and shooting the gun."
Properly translated, the texts reveal that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on baby stegosaurus, showing irreverence to the Roman lords doing so on mighty Raptors. Later, Mohammed (PBUH) made his legendary Night Flight to Jerusalem (and subsequent ascension) on the last remaining pterodactyl. Jesus was a good dino-hunter, but he missed a few of the airborne ones.