If they had Honeycrisp, I'd be all over it. Easily the best apple out there.

• 1 week ago

Now THOSE are some tasty metaphors. Bravo.

• 2 weeks ago

"My dad was hardly around, but when he was, it was like he wasn't even there. He and his weird Italian Doctor friend used to sit around for hours, throwing weird-colored pills at each other...

• 2 weeks ago

Crap! You stole my R.O.B reference. Damn.

• 3 weeks ago

Mass points for Kitty Kuato (both the concept and the alliteration) and the triple alliteration of "Mutated Mexi-Martians". Most excellent grammaring.

• 3 weeks ago