yes. i feel like my namesake most resembles towlie from south park.

wanna get high?

Fair by Remy Zero

I bet Ames doesn't bet, he knows.
I bet Ames wears Armani limited edition pajamas.
I bet Ames could spell yacht when he was 2.
I bet Ames has written a screenplay through the eyes of a smart, capable woman trying to make it on her own.
I bet Ames has heard this phrase in high school. "Ames, more like 'LAmes'" and then went through the Drive Thru at his hometown Taco Bell in his Rolls-Royce 10 years later so that guy that said that could hand him his food and go back to get Ames more mild sauce, then Ames proceeded to throw it in the trash and go buy a PF Changs.

Okay, on the last one, Ames wouldn't do that, but if I was as impressive as him, it'd happen.

I bet Ames likes Woody Allen movies.
I bet Ames has more vests than the New York Police department.
I bet Ames speaks British fluently.
I bet Ames has a feather comforter, a duvet, and makes his bed every morning, sometimes placing a mint on his pillow when he feels quite chipper.
I bet Ames has a penchant for writing romantic short stories set in Russia in the early 18th century.
I bet Ames says 'tom-foolery' at least 3 times when talking to neighborhood children.
I bet Ames has never used the wrong there/their/they're but is too classy to correct his community college brother-in-law when he does.
I bet Ames calls his blog his "online journal" and has the word "musings" in the subtitle.

Fair - Remy Zero
Congratulations - Blue October
Hero - Foo Fighters
Here without You - 3 Doors Down
Boston - Augustana

Henry Clay can suck my wooden dentures.

Andrew Jackson 4 life playas.

Jared, you live in an igloo cause you are on thin ice. That's strike 7, you don't wanna get to 11.

like microsoft with like buttons

this one cause it's so practical and cause i'm first like a trophy
http://www.tylertarver.com/2011/06/01/how-to-pick...

Have him quote things incorrectly or use the wrong you're/your so a whole bunch of his followers correct him.