The only way to sell Michael Moore on the benefits of capitalism is forcing him to share his pies with people who are hungry.

Don't get so upset, LibertyLover. Referencing himself as he recited the Declaration of Independence would just seem smug anyway.

Very true. But as much as it pains me to say this, I'll cut Simmons a break on this one. I think it's fairly obvious that he meant the OKC bombings, he just wasn't thinking.

That said, why did nobody correct him? Was Larry King asleep or was he just too busy eating cashews and blocks of cheese?

Boy, I was starting to wonder if Obama knew the constitution existed. Thank God he picked a time like this to start upholding it!

Sure, I could make a cheap jab on how she looks like Boris Becker's hairy twin, or how she looks (and talks) like a ten year old boy who's angry at his daddy, but what good would that do?

The truth is, she fits in well at MSNBC with other political commentators like Olbermann and Matthews. By getting the most unwatchable TV personalities at one station, MSNBC has really done us a favor. Let's not forget that.

Doesn't anybody else find it a tad ironic that a Greek film is trashing capitalism when they bankrupted themselves because of socialism? On second thought, maybe "ironic" isn't the right word.

I completely agree! I've been trying to figure out why people insist on telling me he's funny. He's a hack. Granted, he's a hack with more money than I'll ever have, but a hack nonetheless.

Same here!

I know it's a while a way, but I think Obama's healthcare agenda - which will just get reversed when a Republican gets elected, anyway - will hurt him in 2012 much more than it helps him.

I don't think it will hit him any harder than his other movies that have bombed (i.e. everything since Old School)

In all seriousness, why do people think he's funny? Am I missing something, here?

Greg, Greg, Greg. You seem surprised by a self-hating, self-serving, and self-pleasuring troll's complete hypocrisy.

I just wonder how much someone has to be hated by his fellow humans before he just gives up and starts acting like Julian Assange does.