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17 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Pals Make Mil... · 0 replies · +13 points

YAY! D and C, you rock!

37 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rich GOP Entertainer U... · 0 replies · +11 points

Hey, that's not fair! They're also an odious financial services company.

37 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rich GOP Entertainer U... · 0 replies · +34 points

The composer of which loved raping women.

37 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rich GOP Entertainer U... · 5 replies · +26 points

Pretty much. It bills itself as the "conservative alternative" to the AARP.

37 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rich GOP Entertainer U... · 3 replies · +48 points

The 60 Plus Association is great! It's like AARP, but instead it fights to make sure seniors are left with nothing and either have to move in with their kids or go to a work house or some other pre-Social Security institution for destitute old people.

38 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Tim Pawlenty Accidenta... · 10 replies · +34 points

Mitch Daniels' family is more important than running for president. Tim Pawlenty hates his kids' guts and fantasizes about his wife losing control of her car and slamming into a tree, so there's nothing keeping Tim Pawlenty from achieving the dream of every entitled white man!

38 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Newt Gingrich Wipes Of... · 1 reply · +14 points

Newt is running with the "confuse everybody and win by default" strategy. "Any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood! I am a liar and my word cannot be trusted because I am constantly saying things that are obviously not true. And I think that's the kind of man you want as your president: the kind of man who admits he is always lying. It really says something about my character and integrity that I tell people not to trust me."

44 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Oh Good For Them: 'Oba... · 1 reply · +36 points

This gives Villagers big wood.

45 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Clarence Thomas Gladly... · 0 replies · +15 points

So this man's imprisonment is the second-worst thing DA Harry Connick, Sr., ever did, right after producing that son of his.

46 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Willie Nelson Sentence... · 0 replies · +8 points

It felt like a good match, but it didn't work out that well. (Was it the Don Was production, maybe?) But yeah, there were a few good tracks on it.

Re: "Pancho & Lefty" - My dad and I, when we've had some beers, will pull out the guitars and play "Pancho & Lefty" (and "Tower Song" and "Snowing on Raton" and a bunch of John Prine songs). Dad's living his dream of playing amateur nights at bars around Austin since he retired as a corporate drone for the oil industry. Townes songs make me happy (with the exception of "Marie"), which is probably the opposite of what most people feel when listening to his music.