Is it bad that I'm compelled to read your posts both here and at Mommy wants Vodka because of the stellar quality of your pictures of yore? I mean SERIOUSLY. The level of hot is staggering. Also? The boy told me he had a dream of me and Megan Fox having sex. I vehemently cursed my subconscious for not providing such epic fodder. My dreams involved filing cabinets that night. And not event the throw you down on top of them kind! That's just bullshit.