Well, perhaps your new book will only sell a few copies, but if they sell to the exact few people who need the message the most, then it's not a fail, is it? Never judge quality by quantity.

Theaters: 'The Last Airbender', sorry to say. Home: 'The Lightning Thief'. Can you tell we have a tween son?

welfare caseworker, southwestern PA.

Angela, there are Christians, gay and straight alike, who believe that it IS possible to be Christian and still be openly gay/lesbian. www.ucc.org, www.gladalliance.org and soulforce.org are a few sites you might check out as a point of entry. There are others. For what it's worth, I don't believe that we can lose our salvation. Salvation is a present that God gives us. We might refuse it, ignore it, mistreat it, or even throw it away from ourselves in anger, but it is always there, always ours, always waiting for us. God will never take it back from us once it's given. If even his murderers were within the range of Jesus' unconditional love, can any of us, no matter how bad we think we are, truly be beyond love's limits? the Bible tells me, 'No.'

So was I predestined to find this hilarious, or am I laughing of my own free will?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dispensationalism

for a young man named Brian, who just gave his life to Jesus but has a lot around him trying to drag him back down.

or a song with vuvuzela accompaniment just waiting to happen!

Spot on, as usual.

"I'm not bathroom line-jumping, I'm giving the gift of going second!"