parasitepaladin

parasitepaladin

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9 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 546: Update... · 0 replies · +2 points

I can't think of a funny comment because of just how correct and sad this is.

9 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 547: How Do... · 0 replies · +2 points

I just crush the seeds and snort them.

12 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 543: New Sc... · 0 replies · +2 points

If I ever see a street sign with scissors on it, I'm running away. (But not while holding scissors!)

20 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 531: Ergono... · 0 replies · +1 points

Oh dat gel. So gentle to the touch. The way it conforms to my hand tell me how much that pen wants it. That dirty...dirty pen.

26 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 521: The Do... · 0 replies · +2 points

The iphone can make calls very well thank you very much.
It just chooses not to.

27 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - So you're MAD about so... · 0 replies · 0 points

Great work yet again.
Professor Internet is a wise sage.

32 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 507: Google... · 0 replies · +4 points

Oh damn it.

32 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 507: Google... · 1 reply · +2 points

Sweet, all these comments and no mention of Skynet.
I am proud.

35 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - Guest Comic: In His Li... · 0 replies · +1 points

Who needs rapture with all those boxes?
A room full of empty boxes is paradise in my book.

42 weeks ago @ Rosscott, Inc. - The System 485: Hipste... · 0 replies · +1 points

NO NOT TOOTHBRUSHES.
Man this is lame.
Now I have to drink mouth wash.
It buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns.