I'm bald. Can someone make a song called Cue-Ballin' for guys like me? It would be awesome.

I drove off a cliff once, and had to climb back up the cliff after the accident to get help. I only had one stitch (I think they had to do SOMETHING before they released me from the hospital, is the only reason I got that stitch).

I've always called it luck. You're really making me see it for what it was, but I'm too frightened to admit. It's too big... It's awesome. Thank you for sharing

When you see the world differently, on a bigger (eternal scale), things look different. When you see things from the level of this world, it all looks bad. That being said:

“Your post wasn’t big enough!”
“Your words were too small!”
“God’s love is louder than that!”
“God’s love is more 3D than that!”
“You did a poor job capturing its magnitude! You’re insane for thinking WordPress could contain the God of the universe! No blog post could ever hope to hold his greatness of God!”

This Weezer video will make your head explode with references to so many memes
(some of you have probably already seen it)
[youtube PQHPYelqr0E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQHPYelqr0E youtube]

US Army - stationed in Saudi Arabia. Born and raised in Georgia. Currently call California home.

1) "No More Christian Nice Guy" - Paul Coughlin
2) "Confessions" - St Augustine (the Pine/Coffin translation - no thee/thous)
3) The Dark Tower VII - "The Dark Tower" - Steven King

Levitications or 2 Thesolonomy

Sword drills, ready?!

My pastor used to say Deuteronomy 25:11-12, which they wouldn't get until they looked it up later and realized they were punked:
NASB - "If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity."

He and his friends would find the strangest verses they could, just for the purpose of answering the life verse question. :D

In kind, I choose 2 Kings 2:23-24, since I'm bald :D:
NKJV - "Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."

I feel almost Rick-Rolled, but in a good way...

Wild at Heart and Captivating by John and Stasi Eldredge. Changed my life and challenged me, but I can't get anyone else to read them, and some people I talk to have an ENTIRELY different take away from what the books meant than I did!