Dude, you should start a blog that only smart people can read. Then I'll spend like three years trying to figure out why I can't find it!

Dude, I've been splitting wood all by my lonesome for AWHILE now. Return to the ranch!

Man, my above comment reads like it was dropped from the mind of some lude poppin beach lady who has her mom "catch babysitting gigs".
Get back here and kick some sense into my ass.

I was in Hilton Head years ago for an extended beach vacation that included a day trip to Savannah GA. From what I can remember it was one of the most relaxing weeks I've ever had.
Also, nothing better than a mom nearby to catch the occasional babysitting gig. I rely on mine nearly every weekend.

I have one child that I'd like to believe is NOT the future. Because it would be an fiery exsistance with long stretches of painful cage fighting type matches- more THunderdome, less David Fincher. Anyway, he's thought long and hard about the terrible things he'd impose on mankind if and when he rises to power, most of which were gleaned from Black OPS Zombies and Portal. I have tried to steer him toward law school though, so we'll see.

Next time there needs to be an "I'm a GOLDEN GOD!" moment after you finish the gig. Love this!

And that is why I can sit astride this woolly mammoth wearing my tiara and using my world famous "magic cane" to grant wishes to the local people with such authority. All you gotta do is believe!

HELL YEAH! Does this one come with pie in the face AND a soundtrack put together by THE THE?

I'm impressed you chose The World According To Garp unlike the rest of us heathens who stole our mothers paperback copy of Wifey and tried to figure out what the hell was going on.

this one gave me emotional whiplash. I actually spit out tea looking at the naked portrait (why is it that all kids artistically interpret their mothers with '70s era pubic hair removal?) and then I did a 180 as soon as the cancer run was mentioned.
Way to give my therapist more ammo.
Anyway, awesome cause. I need to get rocking....