Jason just doesn't understand. He's all "You used it this morning! It's fine!" and I'm like "I WILL DIE A VIOLENT DEATH IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?" Probably he does. Some germ-born illness one can only catch when ingesting their old, fermented germs.

I appreciate your understanding of this very serious matter.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.

We watch Arrested Development all the time. We've seen each episode roughly thirty times, can quote whole scenes of dialogue, and it still cracks us up.

I would like an opportunity to defend myself here, because being outed as a hater of the snooze button in a public forum puts me a little on edge.

I think the snooze button is a ridiculous invention and it doesn't make sense to me. Instead of hitting the snooze button a jillion times, you could just have two extra hours of uninterrupted sleep. Why would someone choose to be woken up every nine minutes for two hours instead of just sleeping the full two hours without annoying noises at strange intervals? I am truly baffled.