I think you should stand on a street corner singing some hideous 80's song all the way through.

I think it's important to get in touch with how big planes don't fly so much as are pushed awkwardly through the sky with a whole bunch of thrust. Like a child acting career.

Once upon a time I had a silver certificate $2 bill. No idea what the hell became of it.

They're suckers with a gob of not terribly good gum in the middle. Similar is the Tootsie Pop, which has a blob of Tootsie Roll material (aka chocolate-esque non-food) in the middle.