Apparently I am a fat version of Mylene Klass! Although I can't play the piano or sing! This was really funny and so well researched! I am amazed that you have the time to be so irritated!

I do agree that Ricky Gervais is a complete wanker but I think that is why I like because he is so unapologetic about it! If you said to him, 'do you think you are a complete and utter wanker?' I think he would say, 'Absolutely, I have dedicated my life to it.'

You are just using your drinking gay-ness as a cover story. It's because alcohol will affect your sporting performance. You can't fool me missus. Fortunately, you are a mentalist sober so why take onboard the necessary calories. I went for a granny jog, with a splash of Pheobe from friends in the snow yesterday - I am such a long way from you and the Brazilian!! You do look a bit like the blonde in Kat & Kim though now I think about it - she looks like a Marilyn too!

*snigger* You forgot to offend the women. Oh hang on - we are not worth offending - I see now I am offended. HOUSE!

Sounds like you need a turbo housekeeper/nanny/wife! Perhaps you should bite the bullet! xx

when - oh when - sista?

On your bike then! ;)

Sound's like it was a piece of ease. I thought that was how it was supposed to go! Good luck lady - time to get more staff in. Maybe you could sub-contract the actual working as well!!

Soul mate!

A Modern Military Mother has gone to bed.....I am exhausted just by reading it. I feel a little sick! And have an over whelming urge to smoke....

OMG!! I must buy this amazing books. Those two ladies are so funny that the book must be a blinking hootalicious!! *you know where to send the cheque* ahem......no really it was very funny. I often have conversations with my friends that go along the lines of 'if I was paying me to look after my kids I would fire me.' - I think those two missies are in that category too!