I thought I was the first person to transmit electricity wirelessly.

Recently Tripp was parked behind me, so I took his car to pick up something from the store. When I saw a cop next to me at a stoplight eyeing the license plate, I knew something was up. Before long I was on the side of the road explaining that it wasn't my car and that my friend had probably just forgotten about registration. Meanwhile in my text conversation with Tripp, he made sure I didn't let the cop come back with me because of the warrant out for his arrest.

Don't Look Back In Anger - Oasis

Oh wow. Hilarious joke + gives me nostalgia. Nice.

You may be the best conversationalist I know. Even with yourself. I'd read a book full of these.

I'm not impressed by whether your boomerang is made out of carbon fiber and how expensive it was.

I am impressed by how accurately you can throw your boomerang.

"The Count of Monte Cristo - Unabridged" by Alexandre Dumas. It's longer than the bible, and I recommend.

TWIB (This Week in Baseball) hosted by Ozzy Smith during rain delays. It was my favorite non-backflip thing he did.

Kerri Strug. Her one-footed vault landing in the 1996 olympics is still the only time I've audibly cheered watching gymnastics. Visit http://www.strug.org/ if you're interested in booking an appearance.

1. Rescue 911
2. 45
3. Italy