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82 weeks ago @ Eat the Opposition - We have always been at... · 0 replies · +1 points

That is a total reference to 1984. Next time Star Wars because I'm trying to forget how to read.

95 weeks ago @ Eat the Opposition - Add me on facebook if ... · 0 replies · +1 points

UH HUH! Trader Vics in Scottsdale! They serve it with a side of FUCK YEAH!

98 weeks ago @ Kayla-UpsideDown - Do I look like the fuc... · 0 replies · +1 points

Everyone knows that bananas are lame. Is Walmart too cheap for pineapples? WTF.

98 weeks ago @ City Boy - I'll protect you from ... · 0 replies · +1 points

No no no, your friend is all wrong. Always pick the MOST serious topic and then argue the opposition side to reveal their absurdity and take that shit to the farthest possible ridiculous conclusion. One time I wrote a paper about Stem Cell Research and not only concluded that it would lead to a zombie apocalypse but also that god would cancel the rapture. I got an A.
http://izzydelaverdad.blogspot.com/2008/09/stem-c...

98 weeks ago @ Eat the Opposition - douche poo · 0 replies · +1 points

Now TWO douchebags are in love with me. I'm a douche magnet. Hope its not contagious....

100 weeks ago @ Kayla-UpsideDown - Can I interest you in ... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm going to remember that because since I became a parent I am also the tooth fairy so now I have this creepy collection of teeth that I don't know what to do with and its just WEIRD. And kind of gross. Your mom is probably a genius who thought of the coffee thing just to avoid feeling like a serial killer with a tooth collection.

100 weeks ago @ Eat the Opposition - I pulled the abortion ... · 0 replies · +1 points

I try to get as many abortions as I can.

101 weeks ago @ City Boy - I got my teeth cleaned... · 0 replies · +2 points

Here, here! Another couple weeks and you will be an actual surgeon. God Bless America.

101 weeks ago @ More is Better - big brother, lip balm,... · 0 replies · +1 points

So... what were you googling when you found that lip balm?

101 weeks ago @ Eat the Opposition - Lime green is classy · 0 replies · +1 points

okay I bite. Why do biology professors hate pre-med students?