Ok, I cracked up when the dude said "so the legends were true"! I love to think that people in another world predict that Randy Savage will turn into a dragon and burn the world.

There use to be a fine population of air pirates, until...



*shudder*

Yes, he's 21. He was killed in one of the earlier episodes (1st season), only instead of coming back to life he apparently became a lich (pikachu's unused pokeball is probably his phylactery). He doesn't seem to realize it himself. He probably kills and enslaves anyone who points this fact out, turning them into his undead servants. No one knows what dark rituals they enact when they leave his company, but Ash needs to be funded somehow...

We're doing this? Ok then:
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

I cast raise zombie. Come, zombie sonicsmash2, lets go clear out this dungeon!

Happened to my cousin. Used to be an adventurer, became a part of the city guard. One day, he was just standing around, and *bam*, launched into the clouds. No one knows why, never found the body either...

..honestly, it may actually be funnier that way. Lets try it and see:

Alright, its time to finish this war! SKYRIM FOR THE NORDIC IMPERIAL ELVISH ORK REDGUARD LIZARD BRETON WEREWOLF CAT VAMPIRES!

Fuck the zombies, that furniture is terrifying. I mean, look at it...its just sitting there, waiting, watching us, preparing for when we let our guard down...and there's nothing we can do, because none of the devs apparently finished learning how to implement physics in a computer game. Come on guys, I know that class was boring, but seriously? This is so sad.

The Free to Play? Or is this some crazy gang language? I don't understand please help <_<.