en-us http://www.intensedebate.com/users/6626 Comments by Troy http://hijinksensue.com/2011/06/07/batmanagement/#IDComment160661277 'PC Load Batarang', WTF does that even mean?!?! Also....the last time a bunch of men who skulk in the shadows and recruit young boys formed a group they called it NAMBLA. Wed, 8 Jun 2011 15:42:09 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2011/06/07/batmanagement/#IDComment160661277 http://hijinksensue.com/2010/05/24/the-glorious-hole/#IDComment77210142 So I've got a running theory here. There's been a tendency to think of Jacob as this all powerful, all wise being, but he's not. He's a deeply flawed person. His "mother" kept him and his brother isolated from other people, she thrust the responsibility of protector on him when it was clear she favored the other brother, etc. He remains distant from everyone, using his magic to hide himself from most people, barely showing himself to the people he's relying on to help him out. He's basically socially retarded, and probably really at the developmental level of a 12 year old. And thus a lot of the magic of the Island, as funneled/channeled/governed through him, is similarly disjointed, unintelligible, etc. In fact, we see that the ritual for taking title of protector isn't really anything special. "Mother" and Jacob both made some kind of incantation when they passed it along, but Jack didn't. I don't think becoming protector really changes you other than giving you access to the island's magic, but even that doesn't come with an instruction manual. So anyway, that's my theory. Jacob's pretty much a 12 year old social misfit making all the rules up as he goes along. Which makes me think Hurley's time on the Island had to have been pretty amazing, because he's good with people. Now if only he'd take the Island back in time and prevent the Star Wars prequels. Wed, 26 May 2010 16:32:23 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2010/05/24/the-glorious-hole/#IDComment77210142 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/11/12/30-days-of-twilight/#IDComment10666461 I can't wait for the new series, "The Oedipus Complex" to come out, all about a teen boy and his love for his Mummy. You'll get all wrapped up in that shit! Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:25:35 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/11/12/30-days-of-twilight/#IDComment10666461 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/11/03/dont-fuck-this-up-america/#IDComment10399624 LOL...with Eli it becomes Tacohomohoborobobama What 4(ish) letter, end's in 'o' things can we come up with for Joel and Denise? Tue, 4 Nov 2008 06:24:35 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/11/03/dont-fuck-this-up-america/#IDComment10399624 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/11/03/dont-fuck-this-up-america/#IDComment10396321 Voltron needs 5 members (or possibly 15 if he's made of vehicles, or just 3 if he's the oft forgotten second Voltron toy that was made up of 3 humanoid robots that made a bigger humanoid robot (with 6 arms, or was that just the LSD?). I nominate Boxcar Pete. Then it'd be Hobo-Robobama! Seriously, good work, and let's shirt this! Mon, 3 Nov 2008 22:54:33 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/11/03/dont-fuck-this-up-america/#IDComment10396321 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/10/16/the-eh-team-shirt-and-groverfield-shirt-are-in-the-store/#IDComment8738713 Yay, I have a Magically Fabulous collectors item! I even had some guy from a coffee shop ask me what the phrase was again the other day when he saw me and I didn't have it on, so I think it's just a sleeper hit. Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:09:50 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/10/16/the-eh-team-shirt-and-groverfield-shirt-are-in-the-store/#IDComment8738713 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/10/15/the-1984rity-report/#IDComment8730543 Kool-Aid Man must be made out of pure diamonds. He certainly ain't glass, busting through walls all over the place. Imagine if you could take him down, you'd be set for life! But, just what do you use to kill a giant pitcher made out of diamond? Maybe you just have to tip him over and spill out all his blood, I mean sugar water? 1) Build tippable platform into floor. 2) Shout "Hey, Kool-Aid!" 3) ??? 4) Profit! Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:00:13 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/10/15/the-1984rity-report/#IDComment8730543 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/10/13/for-your-consideration/#IDComment8464633 The Chubby Chaser. Tue, 14 Oct 2008 10:53:09 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/10/13/for-your-consideration/#IDComment8464633 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/09/26/the-fundamentals-of-the-comic-are-strong/#IDComment7059083 A few unfortunate incidents where I wasn't fast enough on the TiVo button to skip the commercial, I'm mostly untainted by this new Knight Rider. I know the new car is a big old fuel burning Mustang (though, I imagine he's powered by, like, the blood of the babies of Democrats or something in the show, high octane ratings and all). I just have to wonder what guise KARR will show up in? My money is on a Prius. See, we told you, hybrids are smug and evil! Sat, 27 Sep 2008 11:09:26 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/09/26/the-fundamentals-of-the-comic-are-strong/#IDComment7059083 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/09/10/with-so-much-drama-in-the-lhc/#IDComment6122943 Are you sure that's from the LHC and not that Josh just stopped over at Taco Bell for a 24 pack first? I'd think the results would be about the same either way. Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:46:45 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/09/10/with-so-much-drama-in-the-lhc/#IDComment6122943 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/08/22/survival-of-the-crispiest/#IDComment4680443 Man, that's just smart. I only thought about doing the pulley, intake and exhaust mods for my Mini, but a deep fryer... I bet you could get like 200 wings per mile! Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:21:56 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/08/22/survival-of-the-crispiest/#IDComment4680443 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/08/08/i-want-you-to-curve-the-bullshit/#IDComment4292533 Wait, Morgan was also in Wanted too, lest you forget. If Wanted had been worse I'd say we're seeing fate fight back for bad summer movies and Harrison Ford and anyone who ever animated a monkey swinging on vines would also be in trouble, but Wanted was surprisingly ok. Yes, I shall now have to go back and eat my forum words before I saw the movie about how it sucks they dropped the supervillians premise. I'll take them with Horsey-sauce please. Fri, 8 Aug 2008 14:26:02 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/08/08/i-want-you-to-curve-the-bullshit/#IDComment4292533 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/14/the-hobo-code-of-honor/#IDComment3139591 Well, now that it's been established that Boxcar Pete so popular, are you going to finally acknowledge that he's the secret 5th Hijinkser and have him on the podcast? Would his Hobo-musk cancel out the Josh bomb that wafts in after Josh drops the kids off at the pool? Would Boxcar Pete answer questions, or just stab Eli for using the same sound effects over and over and over? Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:00:48 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/14/the-hobo-code-of-honor/#IDComment3139591 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/11/omfggg/#IDComment3084251 Woot! Denver in the house! How about a Denver meetup? Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:13:41 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/11/omfggg/#IDComment3084251 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/11/omfggg/#IDComment3034921 Your Apple logo looks like an old Pac-Man with a feather in his hair, gummy mouth (no dentures) and Saggy Butt Syndrome. That is all. Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:14:55 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/11/omfggg/#IDComment3034921 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=523#IDComment2981641 I think the new term for gay butt crack cleavage should be cravage. Although, that sounds like a Transformer reject. Wed, 9 Jul 2008 09:48:25 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/?p=523#IDComment2981641 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/09/dethkomercial/#IDComment2981601 Joel man, what were you thinking? This would have been the perfect opportunity to pimp up your own awesome shit (The Vault and the new store) right in the middle of the comic and have it be both ironic and funny as shit! Ah well, you'll get the hang of this marketing stuff soon. Or starve. Wed, 9 Jul 2008 09:46:00 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/09/dethkomercial/#IDComment2981601 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/02/no-disassemble-visitation-rights/#IDComment2750631 If you do a follow on to this follow on, it must include Johnny 5 with his old laser cannon in his mouth. Just as he's about to pull the trigger, Wall-E busts in and blows dad's head off with his uni-brow blaster for being such a crappy dad. And then I don't know where it goes from there...see, this is why YOU write the comics, not me. Thu, 3 Jul 2008 16:39:58 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/02/no-disassemble-visitation-rights/#IDComment2750631 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/02/post-questions-and-topics-for-podcast-20/#IDComment2744341 Boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, panties, commando, or fruit roll-ups? Thu, 3 Jul 2008 09:50:30 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/02/post-questions-and-topics-for-podcast-20/#IDComment2744341 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/02/post-questions-and-topics-for-podcast-20/#IDComment2744301 Joel, you truely are self-employed. We forget about things like holidays, because, well every day is a day in which we can work or slack off according to our whims. :) Welcome to the pack! Thu, 3 Jul 2008 09:48:47 +0000 http://hijinksensue.com/2008/07/02/post-questions-and-topics-for-podcast-20/#IDComment2744301