Chris Fairfield's Comments

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Organizational Levels

Mon, 18 Apr 2011 12:46:36 +0000

"I think there is a separate sect of twitter users that really do want to follow say 25 celebs and 25 real friends and use it to keep those friends up to date on their goings on. Facebook seems to be the better place for this, but the behavior is present in twitter none the less." I quit Facebook over privacy concerns (in both senses of: Facebook knowing too much about what I'm doing and my Grandma knowing too much about what I'm doing). So I use twitter as a place to update my friends on my going-ons because it's the second best place to do so (and god-forbid they find my livejournal). I also follow a handful of celebrities and strangers who have interesting tweets, yourself included.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Eli's Bachelor Party Fancy Photo Comic

Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:31:59 +0000

Where does one even get a Pink Limo for little girls?????

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Bad News Bearer

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 19:45:34 +0000

Such is the manner of the Evil Fox Executive:)

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Bad News Bearer

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 09:03:06 +0000

Yay! I heart the Evil Fox Executive and his hate-filled pineapple heart! Other Employee cancellations throughout history: 2010: Futurama returns with new episodes and the original voice cast on Comedy Central. Trent Hartford becomes first Fox employee in Space and the first human in space without the protection of a spacesuit. 2008: While looking forward to canceling Dr. Horrible, he finds out it's a web exclusive. Pieces of Employee found scattered from Atlanta to Boston. 2005: Family Guy returns to Fox after having been canceled several years prior. Seth McFarlane is forced to sacrifice Norm Macdonald on an altar to avoid being eaten. 2004: Promised Wonderfalls cliffhanger instead ends up providing closure to the story and series. Half of an Employee winds up in a barrel over Niagara Falls. 1999: After massively celebrating the cancellation of Millennium before the actual Millennium, Evil Fox Executive is irate to find out that the show got some closure on the X-Files a month before NYE 2k. He first sets up the series The Lone Gunmen, to be canceled later. Then he locks David Duchovny in an Iron Maiden for nearly a year, forcing him to miss the first half of Season 8. 1989: After having his heart broken by Tracey Ullman a young Evil Fox Executive cancels her show. When he finds out that a spinoff survives, he makes a pact with the Devil to prevent Tracey Ullman from ever being successful again. The bodies of seven Fox employees are found, completely drained of blood and with their hearts removed.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Variations On A Theme

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 17:00:37 +0000

Do do do do-do Inspector Gadget do do do do ooo oooo Go Gadget Gooooo!

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The New Colossus

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 16:51:39 +0000

"The Ides of March" An idealistic staffer for a newbie presidential candidate gets a crash course on dirty politics during his stint on the campaign trail. Based on the play by Beau Willimon. I might still lean towards Rain Man:) But it's better than Champaign-Urbana, which has had no films filmed in it.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The New Colossus

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 18:19:08 +0000

You guys also had WKRP... so yeah. Rain Man statue it is.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The New Colossus

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 18:14:08 +0000

I can't think of any major films that were filmed here in Champaign-Urbana; but we were the city that built Hal from 2001, according to the movies. I propose a big, black monolith with a giant red eye near the top of it.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Morning Paper

Sat, 5 Feb 2011 15:45:20 +0000

That robe gives me a total Lebowski vibe so... "Hey man, there's a beverage!"

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : We Named The Blog Indiana

Thu, 11 Nov 2010 03:16:28 +0000

The biggest slap in the face was bringing back Marion, who kicked much ass in the first film, and having her more or less do nothing. In the Fifth Film, she better start kicking ass and saving Archaeologists.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Cursed, Hexed And Vexed

Sat, 6 Nov 2010 11:43:37 +0000

It'll get made, Robert Downey Jr. will get replaced with Jeffery Dean Morgan and they'll be fighting disaffected Eastern Europeans, but it /will/ get made. In all seriousness though, did you hear that they got Lou Ferrigno to voice the Hulk when he's Hulked out? How badass is that??

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Barmageddonbecue

Thu, 4 Nov 2010 03:38:48 +0000

I can't argue with your BBQ assertions. The best barbeque I've ever had was when I took a trip to east Texas earlier this year. We found this little A-Frame house in Kountze, TX; Caroline's Quality and Quantity, I believe it was called. It was a small mom and pop place; the owners were really nice and even took the time to show us their BBQ pit in the backyard. As for the food, If there is a heaven, this is the BBQ that would be served there.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : How To Train Your Hellhound

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 18:07:26 +0000

I'd pay $7 to see that.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : How To Train Your Hellhound

Thu, 30 Sep 2010 00:44:21 +0000

"Can Scrapple's flaming skull make the Dreamworks face*?" "He has no eyebrows?" "Don't worry, we'll fix it in post!" (* http://alltopmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/0... )

Guyism : The 8 most infamous rock star deaths*

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 15:36:35 +0000

Mama Cass over John Bonham?? Fail.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : With Great Power Ballads...

Sat, 18 Sep 2010 11:08:52 +0000

Agreed, it looks fantastic.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Wheaton Comic Dare: Who's On Middle Earth?

Fri, 10 Sep 2010 10:46:16 +0000

Keep living the life Joel... not just for you, but for all of us as well.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Truffle Shuffling Off This Mortal Coil

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 20:15:19 +0000

He's buried Data in the backyard... so later he can dig him up and play with him, I imagine.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Mr. Fish Goes To Washington

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 22:49:26 +0000

Daniel Day Lewis will take a long straw and reeeaaaccch across the gulf...

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Punny Or Die

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:15:28 +0000

Loved the comic! If Leno gets moved back to 11:30 (or 10:30, as we CST'ers know it) it will at least make my Conan v. Letterman decision easier...