"Hi, Billy Mays here for Fallen Earth, its a virtual trip to a post-apocalyptic MMORPG."

"All men are created equal, post-apocalyptic radiation thinks otherwise."

"You can blame this one on the communists."

"Think, breath and live rad's."

"What faction will you join?"

"RAD's, its in the game."

"Didn't everyone always say they needed another hand?"

"When life gives you Rad's, you get a mutation."

"We don't negotiate the deal. We're just the matchmakers, no recon for you!"

Gt: Institutionaliz