My kids mailed a bunch of pictures and a "Thank you" letter to a soldier in Iraq today. When I paid the 61 cent postage, I realized how little it takes. Wow, something good finally for under a buck.

Let's band together and raise the funds necessary to bail out comedy. How about a bake sale? I make a scrumptious truffle brownie.

These-are-not-the-droids-you-are looking for kinda spin on this stupid-human trick by Dave. Just apologize!!!!!!!!!!!!