So the answers are:
1) No, you can't solve the problem.
2) No. You don't speak any foreign languages fluently

What is the hilarious part about? Saving face?

But you are free to cast some disparity on whether someone else can speak English or not and publicly circulate around some private job application.

Here's a problem I solved at a job interview the other day.

Can you do it?

Write a program to calculate the probability of getting a pair when seven cards are dealt.
(This includes 3 of a kind, full house, etc).

I'm a native English speaker.

I speak Russian fluently too. I taught myself. What foreign languages do you speak fluently?