Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal has the best of both worlds. On the page where he catalogs the stupidest/most hateful email he gets, he only publishes the email address and full names of those haters who are especially egregious or persistent. http://theoatmeal.com/pages/retarded_emails

I work at a department store in a dying mall that only has three restaurants in it. There's an Applebees, which takes too long to dine at during a lunch break; there's a restaurant called Cheeburger Cheeburger, which is awful and overpriced; and there's Chick-Fil-A. Chick-Fil-A is quick and cheap and the staff is friendly. The owner of that franchise memorizes customer's names and makes sure they're taken care of. The rest of the staff is kind and professional.

Sorry, bud, but I eat at Chick-Fil-A five times a week, and no amount of distrust of Christian business models is going to stop that. If you really want all Atheists to boycott Chick-Fil-A, you can buy a Hardee's franchise and stick it in Tanglewood Mall.

Also, thanks a ton for the plug. Keep being awesomesauce.

Jacquie O’Godless has an e at the end of her first name. She was one of the co-founders of the short-lived but hilariously snarky Daily Profaner. http://thedailyprofaner.com/author/jacquie/

This guy killed my mother, beat my sister and raped my father, but my headache was healed.

Great... completely ignore the contributions of the Chruch's first gay priestess. Classy. :-P

Chris Pine > Patrick Stewart > William Shatner

TIG OL' BITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute... disregard that... I do suck cocks.

I'm sure the mass population of lesbians in your town has nothing to do with the fact that you live there... don't worry.

"Well blow me down and smack me up the face with a giant syringe."

Foul temptress!