How about the automatic cigarette dispenser/lighter you could get before the war? You turned a crank and a cigarette dropped down. A little vacuum line sucked on one end, while the other pressed up against a lighter element. What could possibly go wrong?

There are Kruses throughout the industry (like at Worldwide), but they generally have no relationship with Dean beyond blood.

Couple more pics here
http://blog.hemmings.com/index.php/2006/10/13/unf...