So easy, even a caveman can do it.

They know EXACTLY where the're going which is what makes us say "Hey, where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"

Klein understands the Constitution. He hates it for the same reason all progressives hate it.

The Constitution stands in their way. That's why academics won't teach it and journalists trivialize and mock it. The President, who is a Constitutional scholar stated that the Constitution is a "charter of negative liberties" because it limits what government can do.

OK, we can now stop comparing Obama to Castro. Castro could throw a pitch.

Unicorn flatus is on the US Department of Energy green energy list, which explains all of the unicorn ranches popping up in China.

That will be yours right after you buy a GM car that runs on pixie dust and good vibes.

Dear Mr Ott,

Healthcare is a right! I'm sure that you'll understand that since we've turned rights into entitlements and at long last have turned entitlements into mandates, the logical conclusion is that we must also round everyone up and force them to go to a government approved church. After all, religion is a right clearly acknowledged by the 1st amendment of the constitution.

And don't make any plans for Tuesday because an ATF agent will be coming by to deliver a rifle and a crate of ammo as mandated by the 2nd amendment of the constitution.

Sincerely,
Your favorite Uncle

As we know, Haiti is without a functioning government. To help out, I am donating one Obama, one Pelosi, one Reid, one Frank, one Coakley and two Clintons!

Intercepted email:

To: Scott Brown
From: Sarah Palin

Dear Scott,
If some kid named Levi shows up on your doorstep looking for one of your daughters, you might not want to let him in.
Love,
Sarah

Who's going to pay my mortgage? Who's going to put gas in my car?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI