Almost perfect cat litter.
I have installed a cat door, so all of Oregon is our litter box. No odor, no clean up, no clumps.
On the down side, half the cats in the neighborhood, a skunk, and possible a small raccoon have been dining in kitchen in wee small hours. I am changing to a new type of litter. I'm putting in a cat door that responds only my kid's collars. With luck that should do the trick.
Best regards from the Sweet Tigger, her kids Kanga and Roo, the Silver Huntress Piesack(We should have named her Artemis{Goddess of the hunt}), and of course Fur Face aka Frank Sinatra(Old Blue Eyes{He is a meezer})

Politics
From Greek Poli meaning many, and tic a blood sucking parasite.

I'll be using the above suggestions in Nov. I particularly like the idea of disposing of them in the worst manner possible :-)

If I wasn't already owned by 4 ........

My little cat Mr Boots(RIP) had the power. One day a few years ago I was laying on my bed with a nasty bout of angina debating if I should call 911. Bootsy came in, hopped my chest and lay precisely along the path of pain ! After a few minutes the pain went away and Boots went back to his business. Nitro pills couldn't hold a candle to that relief.
Ed

Good posting. Well thought out.
I can't thank you enough for the EDS commercial, its a favorite.
My Sam cat(RIP) had a real passion for veggies. My vet told me that had to stop. There was a time when Sammy was in the kitchen and there was a platter of turkey, it was Thanksgiving on one counter and a pile of lettuce on the other. Sam sat on the floor between the two, looking from one side to the other. Just as I figured she would go for the turkey she lept to the other counter, snagged a lettuce leaf and hauled buns down the hall. One in a while we would give her a (cooked) Brussel Sprout. She would play soccor with it, munching a leaf here and there until the sprout was history. Boy I miss that cat.