Mrs. Bitch

Mrs. Bitch

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8 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Hitchens On Hacks · 0 replies · +5 points

Oops. I must admit to ignorance on that one, too. Thanks for the link.

8 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Wingnuts Refuse to Sel... · 0 replies · +2 points

Cool! Now, next Sunday invite a bunch of friends over. Eat some body-of-Jeebus Wheat Thins and wash it down with a nice Chianti, anoint each one with said beverage, claim your house is now a church, and never pay taxes again.

10 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Herman Cain Ad Sta... · 1 reply · +4 points

Mwahahahahahaha! Gasp! Wheeze. Repeat. http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/12/01/9...

11 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Gloomy Fanatic Rick Sa... · 0 replies · +39 points

Or, ultimately, a gal might look at the whole bugly bunch of them, puke on her own shoes, and run screaming into the night to look for someone who doesn't hate women, has a brain, isn't a piece of shit, doesn't flip-flop every 15 minutes on what he believes in, and doesn't pine for the good old days when a poor guy didn't even have to worry about what the goddamned uppity bitches wanted.

11 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Kansas Hero Emma Sulli... · 0 replies · +1 points

OT - wtf is that picture of? My obsessive-compulsive inner child really wants to know. It looks like a horseshoe crab with a spike sticking out of it.

11 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Sam Brownback Insane W... · 0 replies · +28 points

I'd like to help Emma out here:

Dear Sam

I'm so fucking sorry you're such a delicate little twat. Truly, from the bottom of my heart, I regret that your people were savvy enough to read a Twitter tweet -- most Republicans can barely use their dial-up AOL without help. I promise to never express my amendment rights to free speech around you again since you hate the United States so much, you treasonous son of a bitch. Again, my apologies.

12 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Bored Condi Calls For ... · 0 replies · +20 points

“We should remember that the issue is that freedom and democracy is not the same thing…"

If OWS and the fucking cops are any indication, freedom and democracy are polar opposites right now.

12 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Michigan Proposes Help... · 0 replies · +11 points

Shit, I can't like this more than once.

12 weeks ago @ Wonkette - #OWS Says It Will Shut... · 3 replies · +31 points

I want to see every fuckhead in this country shut down Black Friday. I can't be at OWS but I can sit on my ass and not spend money for a few days.

13 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Supreme Court Finally ... · 0 replies · +9 points

C'mon guys! I'm sure that THIS time Barry and the Dems will fight for us. Christ it just kills me that we get four more years of teatard rule by proxy.