Frozen food at the farmers market? Staff? Canned goods? I don't think you realize what I'm talking about here.

Thank You, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Which plugin are you talking about, check_disk? If so, what is the output of df -h and what are you seeing in nagios?

This is a test.

That is correct, there is a gator farm just north of Alamosa: http://www.gatorfarm.com/. I liked him too, it's a great blue heron. These guys didn't like him on their shoreline though: http://www.flickr.com/photos/m4dhatter/4649167612...

The one in the second picture was 10-12 feet long. The one in the first picture was only 8 feet.

Interesting. I switched to GMail / Google Apps as my exclusive mail client and reader roughly a year ago. While I don't send nearly the quantity of email you do I do have it open all day and use it fairly consistently with only one outage on GMail and none on my Google Apps accounts. I don't have the issue with the slowness you're experiencing but I have seen it in the past and found the culprit to be one of the Labs tools I had enabled, unfortunately I don't remember which one.

If I understand you correctly you're suggesting that I have not correctly valued Penny's work. Both Penny and I felt that the other's work was more valuable than our own contribution. This is what made it such a great trade.

Yea, I was amazed too. Still following up with the authorities but I will keep this post updated with developments.

Thank you Jen, you're sweet.