Hah...Miss Sabak and Dear Dottie are planning their return Ralph! America will now know what hits them!

hah!
plus one Ralph

let's hope our government is able to colonize the moon before private equity groups buy it and ruin it

Go Chuck Go

Go Kate Go!

It's November. Confirmed.

Garrett Hawley
WWN

Miss Pio Pico,

Thank you for the information about Marin County. We are looking into it. It seems to be a brilliant solution: Hold your hand up to a machine and it will tell you if you are white or black. That could work very well.

WWN also found out that they are breaking down the White category regionally. Montana Whites will be different than Mississippi Whites or Chicago Whites or Jersey Whites. Irish, like you, will be categorized as White-White (or slangly as Ghost White). White-Whites will be able to get affirmative action status.

It's all changing rapidly, but WWN is on it. And we appreciate the help of Miss Pio Pico!

Sincerely,
Frank Lake
Senior Editor, WWN

Where did you get your information? Don't you know that the government, government(s), are covering up EVERYTHING that has to do with this invasion. We are bringing you the real story - at a considerable risk to our own safety. John Malley is real and has worked at SETI for many years. He has been scrubbed...

Thank you.
Frank Lake
WWN

Ed Anger for President

Britney Stole My Body!
Great WWN Headline...