As suspected, we are tracking the miraculous unemployment rate down to just under 8% by the election*

*data shall be selectively choosen to accomplish this at the sole request of POTUS.

And yeah Congress, don't you dare get in the way of 1.2 million people leaving the workforce last month! What are you trying to do?- imprede progress?

Ah yes the Chevy Volt, taxpayer subsidized up to 250,000 per vehicle. Good thing it's made by Government Motors, because anything government never has to show a profit.

And Obama will be more than happy to watch gas prices go up and up- what was his target? 7 bucks a gallon?

I'm with Joe_E_in_the_IE

They'll find out later that owning a TV and a car might DECREASE your chance of heart attack. In related research, they'll find that owning a TV and car definitely means your life expectancy is less than 50.

It seems to me that once your DNA is obtained by government, by manipulating cell phone records and GPS data on your phone the government could put you at the scene of any crime anytime they wanted to.

Isn't full government internet control coming soon as well?

That's a lake? I thought it was his jacuzzi.

"The purpose of the Board is to run a “program of promotion, research, evaluation, and information designed to strengthen the Christmas tree industry’s position in the marketplace; maintain and expend existing markets for Christmas trees...."

How does one "strengthen the Christmas tree industry's position in the marketplace"? Is there some other tree being used for Christmas that we're not aware of? "Expand existing markets"? Such as ...an Easter Tree?

As ridiculous as it sounds, and what you'd expect from this administration.

No thanks big brother. Time to get out the C.B.'s and ham radios.

Hi, I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Woo, of Got Green, thinks the city needs to throw more money on incentives.

Ah yes, throw more money for incentirves, at problems, schools, poverty, ethanol subsidies...just throw more money at it- the typical liberal response. And it gets us what? Nothing. Anyone see Detroit lately? Should we throw more money at it too?

Maybe, just maybe, this wasn't a great idea to begin with.

Bingo. The same can be said for gun laws and restrictions, since when a criminal commits a crime with an illegaly-owned weapson, it becomes basis for restrictions on lawful citizens.

She's a man, baby!