i think -- and i say this as not a chris brown expert -- but it feels like everyone just wanted to move past it as quickly as possible and not really think about what it meant. no one really came out and said "oh man, this is bad."

a lot of other celebrities said "well, we don't know what happened, we weren't in their shoes" as if there was a pair of shoes where you can bust your girlfriend's face open during an argument

good job treading lightly

Andrew's other one that didn't make it in was "man, that was an epic drop." He said it with such confidence that we broke again.

it's okay, i understand the excitement. i'm just ovveeerrrr itttttttt

hey matt

i approved your first to make an example of you, and of anyone who wants to post "first." here are my rules regarding first posts.

- if you post "first" i delete the post. i may also ban your IP.
- if you post as "huntyr chase" and say "first," i absolutely ban your IP and delete the post.

if you happen to be reading my archives and you spot one of these posts, kindly report it so i can take a look. i'm sure there are a lot of them hiding in the deep layers of chainsawsuit.com that i haven't run across yet. thanks everyone!

really? is this... a thing you tell people to make an impression on them, that they're getting fat? you got any other tips for me? should i commit to adult braces, maybe? and my posture isn't very good either.

sunrise, sunset

i think it does. i think it's URL-based.

facebook likes don't do anything but show up in your timeline (potentially), but shares help a lot if you're judicious about spamming your friends

+1 actually helps increase the google ranking for that page for relevant searches, so that's cool

obviously more ad views are better than fewer; i have 1 ad on my rss but it's not as big a return as coming to the website and loading 3 ads per page. but i don't begrudge you the convenience of rss.

rss does have some metrics associated, but it's not tied into my analytics.

i always appreciate the thoughtfulness of people wondering if subscribing to rss harms me. my honest opinion is, it's better if you are engaged and wanting to follow my work and like it, and maybe down the line you'll be more inclined to buy a book, as opposed to the person who does load all 3 ads, but is very casual and never buys anything.

that's MY problem to deal with you guys, not yours. don't fret if you subscribe to rss, i still like you a lot

What I didn't realize was, the hours only stop for one person!! The dead guy!!!!!!