Oh, and perhaps the most important thing I learned is that I suffer from Fatassatosis.

I learned that Sherrie writes REALLY LONG COMMENTS, but I appreciate where her heart is coming from. I learned that I am NEVER going to do another cartoon blogger thing, because I become awashed in guilt that I might forget someone. I learned that my daughter is terrified of mosquito hawks, and that I'm probably a bad mom for running inside so I can laugh at her. I learned that my dog apparently really does sleep all day, cuz I haven't left the house. And I learned that you can't trust the Snuggie people.

How come they won't let me post my "Bette" description? I'm feeling all Bette and buttkickin'. Oh well, more blog fodder for me!

Yes, I am. I'm actually a bit disappointed that I'm not Audrey, but Bette was a pretty kicking broad, too.
You are a Bette -- "I must be strong"

That sucks! Turns out I'm Rosanne Barr!

Oh Steph, look on the bright side -- at least your breath is always minty fresh! There are sections of my purse that I don't even go into.

I have told myself many times, "Self, starting tomorrow, you are going to wake up before the kids, take a shower and get dressed! That way you will feel motivated to get some things done!" Then the morning comes, and I say to myself, "What is this, communist China or something? The shower will still be there after the kids get to school, and I've been neglecting quality time with my temperpedic."

Yeah, she's a cutie! I didn't notice the laundry room in the background. But now that you mention it, just how many laundry baskets do you have anyway?

Helen - yeah, just like that, only with poop. Steph - your blog is getting all slow and whatnot. Maybe it's all the linkety-links. (Not that they're not fabulous -- but I'm just saying...)

What is up with all the plumbing horror stories? Did you read Carol's Plunger 101 and 102? Just consider yourself very fortunate that YOUR dh didn't go all "Do It Yourselfer" like mine did when we fished a diaper out of our septic system...what's that fancy hotel with all the fountains? Oh yeah -- The Bellagio -- picture that with stinky, poop water and me vomiting in the yard. (your welcome.)

DUDE - My son watches this video ALL THE TIME! (I swear, I dont' know where he gets it from.)