It took three day to write the statement, load it into the teleprompter, and find a time to read it that did not conflict with Obama's golf & tennis schedule.

How can this happen? Everyone loves us now, with the "Devil Bush" out of office, and the smooth-talking conciliatory genius, Obama in charge?

In Professor Obama's class you get a B+ for just showing up.

Obama knows economics like Tiger Woods knows marital fidelity.

Obama is the "smartest guy in the room"--- if the room is a porta-potty.

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Is all I want to say to you
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Their innocence will pull me through
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Is all I want to say to you
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They're meaningless and all that's true

Poets priests and politicians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no-one's jamming their transmission
'Cos when their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you