Homo? You read me like a book, sir!

When I said "machine gun turrets", what I in fact meant to say was "machine gun turrets" ;-) Whether or not the Germans had glass jaws anywhere near their back bottoms is a matter you would have to take up with them... Also, if I may be allowed to gently nuzzle your brain with the penis of my language & linguistics degree, one possible origin of the word poppycock (though disputed by the OED) is the Dutch pappekak, meaning "soft shit"...

Well, quite.

GB? Let me tell you, without England, Wales and Scotland would still be full of celts smearing themselves with woad and speaking languages that sound like people choking. When you say UK or GB, you mean England.

As with many meats, the fat is the best part.

Runs on coal, you say? Well, you are in Texas, i suppose. Electricity a bit of a novelty down there, I hear... :-)

Poppycock indeed. Germans were as soft as shit... Get them out from behind their machine gun turrets and they had glass jaws, the lot of them.

Mexican gay bar. Only upon reading those words did I realise that those two concepts had never been linked together in my head before. Mexican gays and cheap tequila? That's bound to get untidy...

Well, to be fair, so is mine.

Oh come now. Really. We were just about to take those Germans. They were pissing us off by the end, we were about to lose our temper.