Homo? You read me like a book, sir!

• 13 weeks ago

When I said "machine gun turrets", what I in fact meant to say was "machine gun turrets" ;-) Whether or not the Germans had glass jaws anywhere near their back bottoms is a matter you would have to take up with them... Also, if I may be allowed to gently nuzzle your brain with the penis of my language & linguistics degree, one possible origin of the word poppycock (though disputed by the OED) is the Dutch pappekak, meaning "soft shit"...

• 13 weeks ago

Well, quite.

• 13 weeks ago

GB? Let me tell you, without England, Wales and Scotland would still be full of celts smearing themselves with woad and speaking languages that sound like people choking. When you say UK or GB, you mean England.

• 13 weeks ago

As with many meats, the fat is the best part.

• 13 weeks ago