Farris's Comments

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : testing

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:57:18 +0000

41:40, "That's a lot of < beer >"

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Host's Lament

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:55:47 +0000

To be fair, there was a Dead Hooker Storage sign in front of your house.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Immaculate Extinction Theory

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:03:10 +0000

"The Lost World?"
"The Left Behind World?"
"Calvary: Site 2?"

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Immaculate Extinction Theory

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:01:11 +0000

Seek inspiration from Zakk Wylde:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVZdxy8gJuY

Wish I could find my CD, or the album art somewhere. There's a beautiful artist's rendering of Jesus "riding the crucifix and shooting the gun."

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Immaculate Extinction Theory

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:02:34 +0000

So we've established that even the evangelicals have their biblical history wrong: Jesus killed all the 'saurs only 2000 years ago. Linguists in ancient Greek and Aramaic have also determined that due to mistranslations, it was incorrectly recorded that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on a donkey to deflate the majesty of Roman dignitaries doing the same on Horses.

Properly translated, the texts reveal that Jesus rode into Jerusalem on baby stegosaurus, showing irreverence to the Roman lords doing so on mighty Raptors. Later, Mohammed (PBUH) made his legendary Night Flight to Jerusalem (and subsequent ascension) on the last remaining pterodactyl. Jesus was a good dino-hunter, but he missed a few of the airborne ones.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Immaculate Extinction Theory

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:25:46 +0000

Kirk Cameron really should have been in this one.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : "Male Sack" Questions for Podcast #15

Fri, 23 May 2008 23:07:48 +0000

Uh, I mean... Skynyrd.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : "Male Sack" Questions for Podcast #15

Fri, 23 May 2008 23:06:55 +0000

Play some Khoa or Standing On Pluto.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : You thought you had seen the last of Auto-Tracking!

Wed, 21 May 2008 15:05:04 +0000

"Will it run linux?"

How about XBMC?

Will it blend?

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : You thought you had seen the last of Auto-Tracking!

Wed, 21 May 2008 13:10:36 +0000

Temporal snootiness: I "invented" the idea in '89 or so (much like my Dad "invented" the cassette tape or the triple-stack hamburger), actually began to do something about it in 2001, and in 2003 claimed a small victory over the problem:

http://gentlenews.com/2003/10/30/substantial-real...

Oh, and watching those shows (QL and MacGyver) on crappily encoded digital copies of old VHS home recordings is so much more satisfying than whatever pristine progressive-scan format, physical or ethereal, the content owners will ever provide.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Point Break 2: Pointer Broken

Fri, 16 May 2008 08:43:58 +0000

We gonna jump or jerk off?

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Overruled. I'm going to allow this.

Fri, 2 May 2008 19:06:49 +0000

My head still hurts from the time he headbutted me. RIP, Wes.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : TV is back, and this time it's personal

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:56:11 +0000

I think it's awesome that I thought just the opposite.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : TV is back, and this time it's personal

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:19:37 +0000

I didn't like 30 rock for the first half of the first season. Seemed like it tried too hard. But it grew on me.

Serious 30 Rock (Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip) was a fucking phenomenally funny and smart show that shouldn't have been canceled.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : HijiNKS Ensue Podcast Episode #12

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:49:39 +0000

Order now at freakzilla.com!

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Bit Goes on for Like 6 Minutes

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:15:51 +0000

I should read grandparents before I post replies.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Bit Goes on for Like 6 Minutes

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:06:02 +0000

Of course. She was Lucy on "Ricky", to name just one.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : I Guess You Can Have His Guns Now

Wed, 9 Apr 2008 09:59:28 +0000

I ain't mad at ya!

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : I Guess You Can Have His Guns Now

Wed, 9 Apr 2008 07:48:41 +0000

Gonna join the dissent with Tankobite. I've always though Heston was a great actor. Also, POTA is not "so shitty it's good." It's a fucking great film, period. That's not all due to Heston's acting abilities, but it helped.

I won't say much about the Bowling For Columbine thing... He was severely wronged by Moore there.

Chuck was tits.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Does Whatever an Iron Can

Mon, 7 Apr 2008 17:02:00 +0000

Dr. Victor Von Christian Troy Doom. He didn't need a mask, he's a damn plastic surgeon.