Eddie's Comments

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Behold The Abomination

Fri, 9 Apr 2010 13:35:53 +0000

"Meat tube" sounds like some sort of pork byproduct that Josh might eat.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Modern Family Comedy Half Hour (c) 1957

Sat, 3 Apr 2010 00:05:07 +0000

Probably one of the weakest episodes of the series. The worst part was that there were so many things they could have done to make it funnier, yet they missed some golden opportunities.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Breaking The SyFy Cypher

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:45:36 +0000

Add "-gina" and "-penis" to Column B and you COULD come up with Syfy movies that...well, would probably sell a little better, to be honest. "Werepenis VS Arachnogina: The Final Phallic Fight!"

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Beet Red

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 13:27:34 +0000

I dunno, if Rainn Wilson can play Dwight with a German accent and homicidal tendencies, I think he could work as the Red Skull.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Tonight's Forecast: Snow And Ice

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:34:03 +0000

Congrats and Godspeed, you Fancy Bastards! :-D As far as geek weddings go, the best are the subtle ones. Geek-oriented cake topper, a reference to couples in geek canon in a speech, blue milk for the kids at the reception. Little touches. (Re-reading what I wrote, "Little touches" after a sentence regarding children probably wasn't my best writing, but you all get the point.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Numfar! Do The Dance of Joy

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:16:08 +0000

I think it is. Even in the short term, it has the possibility to force Diamond to change their practices, and more people could find indy books and publishers. Furthermore, if they retain the $1 price tag from comics on the iPhone, it makes any book more appealing. A digital collection is also a nice alternative to longboxes and shelves.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Numfar! Do The Dance of Joy

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:58:52 +0000

I'm anxious to see how it affects the comic industry. (I'm a consumer whore, so I'll still pick up my floppies every week and shell out for discounted trades and hardcovers.) I don't plan on picking up one of these bad boys until at LEAST the second generation.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Stop Me If You've Heard This One

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:03:12 +0000

"Riking" someone sounds like something furries do to each other.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : It Takes Brass Balloons

Tue, 19 Jan 2010 23:20:31 +0000

Uwe Boll and Michael Bay would make great entertainers for children. They set up some dynamite and green screen in the back yard and turn the kids loose. Good times for the whole family. The Spider-Man reboot needs to be like the Hulk reboot: it needs to skip the origin story and dive straight into a story that is a quintessential Spider-Man story, ie, balancing high school and superheroics, all while trying to win Mary Jane away from Flash Thompson. There also need to be ties to the greater Marvel U, like including the Baxter Building in the New York skyline, or a news story in the background about mutants in Westchester, or Sam Jackson. EDIT: Rumor has it that Marc Webb is going to direct the next three Spider-Man movies. http://bit.ly/8NXBpB

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Whatever Remains, However Improbable...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:45:18 +0000

I'm smelling a "Copper Man" t-shirt.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : O.W.L. Or G.E.D?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:54:54 +0000

I wonder if a degree in wizardry is as useless as a BFA... Regardless, it's fucking awesome that EJO and his "people" enjoy your shirt, as opposed to pulling the "George Lucas/Hollywood douche" card and suing you. HUZZAH!

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Luna Nueva

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:21:57 +0000

Twilight's not bad...for a crappy B-movie I saw a rough cam copy of while under the influence. Seriously. Get Twilight. Get your friends. Get a projector. Get alcohol. LOTS of alcohol. The laughs will follow.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : @shittheyputonTV

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:16:52 +0000

I don't know what's worse: @shitmydadsays becoming a TV show, or the man behind the @HOBODARKSEID curtain being revealed as Matt Fraction via NPR's blog.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : In Space No One Can Hear You Moan

Mon, 9 Nov 2009 23:12:50 +0000

Upon reading the comic, my expression matched the one in the third panel. Maybe it's because I unfortunately know that there's Transformers slash where the 'bots have "human" forms. I feel like digging that part of my brain out with a spoon. I thought "The Plan" was meh. The CG bothered me, especially, as it all looked like CG I myself could accomplish. (Trust me; that's a slam, not bragging.)

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Better Than I Know Myself

Wed, 4 Nov 2009 22:52:13 +0000

There's a comparison I want to make between Tudyk's two characters on the aforementioned sci-fi shows, but I don't want to get spoilery. On the whole, though, I felt kind of "okay" about the show...until the shit storm that was the last 20 minutes. That got me hooked.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Better Than I Know Myself

Wed, 4 Nov 2009 22:50:05 +0000

I second okelay. The British "Being Human" was excellent, and I can't wait until the second series.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Darkseid Of The Fox

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:05:25 +0000

Win for the Fourth World reference. I've been reading the omnibi lately and...just...wow. But...who is Joss's "father" in the HE 'verse...who is he prophesied to destroy and take the place of?

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Little Boxes All The Same

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:53:40 +0000

I've been excited for this movie since I heard Richard Kelly talk about it at a screening of Southland Tales. It's based in Richmond, too, which is a city that needs more love.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Apples And Roddenberries

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:28:27 +0000

Sadly, I'm going to miss Baltimore this year. I am, however, hitting up the Small Press Expo in Bethesda, MD this weekend. You should try to exhibit at that one next year.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Habeas Jennifer's Corpus

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 02:40:42 +0000

Yes. I suppose being attracted to personality puts me in this catagory...and, well, Megan Fox is kinda like the Dollar Tree version of Barbie (I call her "Sad Sack Sally" ™).