Dram's Comments

The HijiNKS Ensue Podcast : Episode 68 - The Boner Truck

Mon, 8 Nov 2010 20:46:05 +0000

This is a bit long in coming, but half of my family was born a stone's throw from the kennedy compound. As a result, my name growing up (as far as my dad was concerned) was "Little Bawby."

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Adventures In Spelunkery

Mon, 8 Nov 2010 20:41:34 +0000

Totally saw Randy Milholland this weekend. That dude is funny. Also, is it just me, or does panel three look like josh is falling into a giant vagina?

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Barmageddonbecue

Wed, 3 Nov 2010 15:04:48 +0000

Dude, there is ONE place in New England, reputedly, where you can get great Barbecue. Bub's. Bub's is actually one of the most decorated restaurants in the state, and one of the most disgusting. Admittedly I have never tried real southern barbecue, but Bub's gets great reviews from even the southernliest of critics.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : I Wanna Dip My Buckyballs In It!

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 14:06:03 +0000

Ack, you beat me to it! I am still shocked that that dude lived.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : San Diego Comic-Con Fancy Photo-Comic Pt. 1

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:58:59 +0000

So, where do I get a copy of that manga? I have this... /friend/....

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Historical Fiction

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:15:31 +0000

"Run out of Hitler?" made me chortle. Chortle indeed. I loved the history channel eight years ago, but it has only harmed itself since then.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Gadget Envy

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:08:11 +0000

To be fair, twat-trap Polaski told Geordi that she /could/ give him new eyes, but there was risk. He said no.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : SUPR8 Or Die

Tue, 11 May 2010 16:33:48 +0000

Dude, I am actually somewhat concerned that you may be right. My first thought after seeing that title pop up however, was of the black and white early 60s anime: 8th Man, one of the ancient intellectual properties I was somehow raised watching.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_Man There was actually an episode of 8th Man where a giant robot burst out of a train.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : We Have A 2319!

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:23:10 +0000

Yeah I don't know how I feel about the old Andy thing. I don't think he's inviable though, it seems like the plot is still going to revolve around him. I don't know how I feel about that though, because it seems like it would be hard to rationalize a plot based around a college-kid's toy. I hope it ends with a flash-forward to Andy giving Woody to his kid, preferably his daughter. Also, I hope they break the... is fourth wall the right term? Like they did in the first one.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : We Have A 2319!

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:19:16 +0000

It is well established that Joel can only draw one kind of tit.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : We Have A 2319!

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:18:54 +0000

I already cannot wait for this movie! Also I am excited for Brave while knowing virtually nothing about it! <--Queer.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Sugar And Spice And Everything Knives

Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:38:20 +0000

I jizzed my pants and the pants of everyone else in my row. They didn't even care.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Myth Busted

Tue, 6 Apr 2010 14:46:29 +0000

That was actually good? The trailer made me think the complete opposite. Hmm.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Myth Busted

Tue, 6 Apr 2010 14:43:14 +0000

Where the hell are you people seeing Kick-Ass? It doesn't come out in 'Merica until next Friday.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Myth Busted

Tue, 6 Apr 2010 14:40:55 +0000

I saw the midnight release with a friend of mine after reading a few reviews (I never saw the original) and it bored me to fucking tears. My friend's idiot boyfriend, the kind of guy that loves Michael Bay and all he shits forth, wanted to leave. I did NOT see the 3D because I understood that wasn't how it was shot, and am glad I did not have to add a headache to my many complaints about that night. There was absolutely nothing redeeming about that film, and my boner for Gui-Gon is gui-gone forever. Probably. HOWEVER. Go see How To Train Your Dragon (in 2D), go see it twice like I did, then see it a third time like I will. It is breathtaking, heartbreaking, and cat-having. It made me want to be twelve again just so I could appreciate it all the more, but there is plenty there for someone of any age. I'm thinking of bringing my mom to it for her birthday.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Modern Family Comedy Half Hour (c) 1957

Mon, 5 Apr 2010 15:39:49 +0000

50s man has 50s Joel-fwoosh. This comic reminds me of my abiding wish for an episode of "I love Lucy" where she gets a sex change. Waaaaaaaah.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : 28 Yards Later

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 19:20:55 +0000

oh thank you god, I thought it was never coming back!

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : A Pentagram's Loins

Wed, 3 Feb 2010 18:45:59 +0000

Hahaha, yeah, hanging out in the HE Lost premiere chatroom (brought to you by Christine, LLC) this is pretty much exactly how things went. Also Jean Luc doll makes me happy.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : In Space No One Can Hear You Moan

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:44:31 +0000

Wow, checking out Will Terrell's comic, this is pretty sweet. Make's Corsetto's linework look like something slightly less profound than the resurrection after all.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Little Boxes All The Same

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:02:53 +0000

Wasn't that movie like a ten minute short film floating around on the internet for a while? I thought it was a featured YT vid in like 06 07 or something. The concept was stretched, hard, to last ten minutes.