cougat's Comments

Big Hollywood : Ben Stein: 'John Hughes was an avid Republican'

Fri, 7 Aug 2009 18:39:56 +0000

No wonder I loved John Hughes films. Had no idea he was one of the good guys. There was something sweet and innocent about his teen flicks that is utterly missing in today's crude, amoral and meaningless teenage movies cranked out by Hollywood. For what it's worth, he and I are the same age.

Breitbart.com : Jackson Browne, Republicans settle case

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:50:24 +0000

Has-been Jackson Browne, the big cry baby, must really need the royalty income these days. He should be glad somebody was willing to play his music. I saw him in concert back in the eighties at an outdoor festival in St. Paul. He spent more time bashing President Reagan than he did playing music for the crowd. I left in disgust.

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:43:24 +0000

Sonia Sotomayor's Special Edition Perjuring Picante Sauce--a few drops on your empanada and you'll be lying through your teeth! (Especially under oath.)

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:07:00 +0000

• Direct from the Lolo Soetero Family Recipe Book, Indonesian “Bali Blaster” Hot Sauce—the perfect primer for blowing up infidel luxury resorts! • Obama’s Special Edition “Public Option” Hot Sauce—being rushed into production, folks, just in time. It will cure everything from the common cold to degenerative hip joints to cancer! (It better.) AND it works as an anesthesia so you won’t care one way or another.

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:06:18 +0000

tmanero is certifiably nuts. Talk about playing foot loose and fancy free with the facts. Bush's prescription drug program cost 7 trillion dollars? C'mon. We weren't even using the term "trillion" until Obama came along. The Clinton administration was more effective in fighting terrorists than the Bush administration? That's so laughable I'm beginning to gag.

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:53:33 +0000

Joe Wilson’s Nigerian “Yellow Cake” Hot Sauce—guaranteed to ignite the anti-war crowd and inflame the already rabid Bush-bashers! Napolitano’s “Pyric Paranoia” Hot Sauce—a favorite among liberals wary of ordinary Americans! (DHS WARNING to all conservatives: “The heat is on”.) Fanny May’s Hot “Magma Meltdown” Sauce—makes a great fire accelerant when, facing foreclosure, you want to torch your house! Mahmoud’s Radioactive “Enriched Eruption” Hot Sauce—savored by the peace-loving Iranians of Tehran! A little goes a long way toward ensuring that explosive blast of flavor! Allahu Akbar! Hugo Chavez’s Boiling “Caldera de Revolución” Chili Pepper Sauce—guaranteed to ward off Third World insurrectile dysfunction! Bring your nation to a boil with Hugo’s delectable inferno!

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:37:33 +0000

Bernadette Dorhn’s Incendiary Hot Sauce—even better than C4 when you want to take down a federal building! Michelle Obama’s Piqued Picante Sauce—blended with bitter herbs grown in her White House garden! Blathering Bab’s “Blazing Bilge” Hot Sauce—the perfect condiment for when you’re hosting Hollywood parties attended by bilious pissed-off celebs! (Alec, Sean, Matt, Leo and George all swear by it.) Chef Algore’s Fearsome “Methane Mash” Globally-Heated Hot Sauce—threatens to raise your body temperature by 30 degrees by the end of the century! AND, before tax, only $2.95 a bottle! (Disclaimer: after tax, $502.95 per bottle.) Havana’s “Tropical Swelter” Habanero Sauce—it’s kept Fidel alive this long! (It sure wasn’t Cuba’s world-class health care system.) Perez Hilton’s “Flaming Gay” Hot Sauce—adds bite when you’re dissing beauty queens!

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 11:23:49 +0000

Loved the "Yes We Cayenne!" bit. I'm a sucker for puns. Wish I had thought of that.

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 21:12:09 +0000

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Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:56:00 +0000

Benny Netanyahu’s Kickin’ Kosher Hot Sauce—next time try a little on your Gaza Strip steak! (NOTE: this is the one hot sauce President Obama reportedly detests.) Hezbollah’s “Exploding Camel” Hot Sauce—perfect for when you suicide bombers need to muster a little more courage! Enjoy it while it lasts (because you won’t).

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:43:01 +0000

NEW from Sarah Palin’s kitchen: Alaskan “Caliente Caribou” Hot Sauce—your PETA friends will love it! (Tip: try serving it with stuffed PETA pockets!)

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 20:36:44 +0000

Sarah Palin’s REALLY HOT Sauce. (Warning: after ingesting, liberals have been known to experience psychotic episodes.) Jumpin’ Joe Biden’s “Hot Foot” Hot Sauce—perfect for those times when you put your foot in your mouth and want to add a little spice. (Warning: side effects include goofiness, a pronounced tendency to tell “whoppers” and, in extreme cases, may lead to diarrhea of the mouth.)

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:59:06 +0000

Barack’s Sizzlin’ “Campaign” Hot Sauce. (FDA warning: bottles are empty except for media-approved hot air. EPA warning: excessive hot air could melt the polar ice caps.) ACORN’s Flamin’ Flim-Flam Hot Sauce—the perfect condiment when you’re out stealing votes! Hillary’s “Naughty” Combustible Hot Sauce—one drop and you, too, will be swearing like a sailor! Planned Parenthood’s Scalding Hot Sauce—Delicious! AND can be used as an abortifiant (even better than saline solution!). Kim Jong Ill’s “Goin’ Nuclear” Hot Sauce—too hot even for Barry Obama!

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 19:03:18 +0000

Tired of all the hot sauces? Try something really mild. Try the new Obama’s Nuclear-Lite Sauce. But hurry, inventory might not last.

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:29:23 +0000

Barry's Bailout Bayou Blend—a hot sauce brewed in the swamp for a quagmired economy! Reverend Jeremiah's "God#@%, That's Hot!" Sauce—so hot, whitey, you'll look forward to burning in Hell! Sotomayor's Santeria-style Special Hot Sauce—that hot magical elixir for when you're in the hot seat and need to appear to be to the right of Clarence Thomas! Rahm Emmanuel's %#@*!&#?^<*$#!#@%#!!!!!!!!'n Hot Sauce—goes great with foul!

Big Hollywood : Your Assignment: Name Obama's Hot Sauce

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 18:10:49 +0000

Saul Alinsky's Chicago-style Hot Sauce—it's rad! Timmy Geithner's Toxic Assets Brew—so hot, it's guaranteed to burn a whole in your gut and in the Treasury! Grandpa Obama's Kickin' Kenyan Hot Sauce—don't forget to serve it the next time you sacrifice a goat!