Imagine if Adolf Hitler hadn't been so impatient for world conquest and domination! He merely could have studied and then followed the example of mohammed by inventing a religion called Naziism which extolled the virtues of socialism and racial purity...and slowly, but surely, let it grow and spread around the world.

Hitler would then have disciples in every country of the world, ready and willing to rise up (when their numbers were sufficiently strong) and begin to insinuate themselves into positions of power (politics) and persuasion (media). Of course, there would be millions of enablers and defenders (progressives and humanists) who would make infinite excuses for the rising tide of violence and intimidation and actually blame the non-Nazis for being the real haters.

Naziphobia would become the new "N"-word and no one would dare criticize the religion out of fear of being called a racist...or worse, a blasphemer. The Council on American Nazi Relations (CANR) would stand ready to sue and slander anyone who was foolish enough to speak out.

Indeed, if that war-monger Hitler had only studied islam, it's quite possible we'd all be speaking German around about now...and all without him having had to build a single fighter plane, u-boat, tank, or V2 rocket.