Nobody is a Lions fan. Seriously.

Also, he can wear whatever jersey onesie he wants. It's a well-documented fact that babies love the Chargers: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/photo.php?pid.... Can't argue with science.

All of which you can do on a mobile phone, including the iPhone. No compelling reason to replace what already works.

The true sign of an Apple fanboy: painting yourself as more "enlightened" than those who just "don't get it."

If you want to view streaming video on the web...

Oh wait, can't do that on the iPad.

I thought the Eris deserved a positive review. Most of the so-so reviews I've read are comparing the Eris to the Droid or something similar, and it just can't compete with the faster processor and bigger screen. But I think it fills a niche perfectly: small size, no physical keyboard, low cost.

I also thought it was funny that you have the typing delay issue...I have the exact opposite. My BlackBerry Storm could not begin to keep up with my typing (and I had a Curve before that). My Eris is a huge step up; even though I fat-finger the keys sometimes, the auto-correct almost always takes care of it and saves me a bunch of backspacing (unlike my Storm).