She's about as appealing as salami.
I take that back. I like salami.

I wish I was a gay muslim, then no one would make fun of me.

It's The Wars, bro. Of course you'll go see it, just like I did.

If this wasn't happening to my country & my Church, I'd be laughing at the whole situation. For as long as I can recall, the USCB has stood behind the idea of giving more power to a secular state, a state often hostile to many aspects of the Church, in the name of helping the poor. Well now they're reaping what they've sown. I'm just sorry that it took so long for the USCB to finally wake up.

Texas just keeps sounding better to me.

It wasn't just you man - I grew with that line up!

Saying "don't like abortions, then don't have one" is like saying "Don't like slavery? Then don't own one."

Do a google search on "doctor" Kermit Gosnell & his "women's health clinic." Just don't do it with a full stomach.

Fracking jerk, as they would say on BSG.

I knew a girl who had a problem with my improper application of fracking....