Here's the explanation: he's a slimeball and a scandal-mongering, media con man desperate for attention, and who looks at his conservative supporters, as do Rush and Sean and the rest of that crew, as a bunch of suckers whose purpose in life is to make him famous and line his pockets. Snaring a CNN reporter into a little striptease and what-not with hidden video cameras at the ready? I wonder if this is what Glenn Beck means by "restoring honor."

Now if we could just get Christine to case a few spells for us . . . .

Air, Fire, Water, Earth,
Elements of astral birth,
I call you now; attend to me!

In the Circle, rightly cast,
Safe from curse or blast,
I call you now, attend to me!

Abracadabra! 51 Senate seats for the magickal tea party!!

This is bad! Prices steady and jobless claims falling - not good. We want that unemployment rate up, up, up, so we can get some more Republican frauds and con artists elected to Congress. Gotta just deny and debunk the stats . . go to it, Breitbarters!

blah blah blah bitch moan whine complain moan whine complain bitch moan moan whine whine

Minnesota, the Muslim state . . . that's good, that's pretty funny. "Yah, shoor, Allah be praised, you betcha . . . pass the lutefisk kebabs, Bjorn . . . .thanks . . . . hey dere, how ya doin Mr. Jensen, heard your little woman bleached her chador and got your turban wrapped a little too tight last night, yah . . . yer kid playin hockey this year? . . . I heard Coach Pedersen would be pointing the Zamboni towards Mecca between periods this year . . . yuk yuk . . . Allah Akhbar, we're going down to the Cities for Ramadan next month doncha know . . . yep, going to be circling the Foshay Tower 10 times before prayers . . . you betcha . . .

Embarassed? Nah. I'm doing fine, business is good. It was that clown that was in there before Obama who was the real embarassment.

Nice try, but they still have a right to build a community center, mosque, whatever. Try not to let your feelings get in the way.

Talk about your cult of personality . . . all this guy needs is a salute, a catchy insignia you can wear on an armbad, and some paramilitaries in jackboots. Mr Beck, I don't need my honor "restored" by you or any other shills or hucksters in the media, nor do I need to "get back" to my religion. I'm not afraid of you, of Muslims, of Christians, of progressives, of Democrats, of conservatives, of Republicans, of liberals, or of anybody else, because I can think for myself and don't need your lessons, your chalkboard, your ripoff Goldline coins, your Beck University, your pay-per-view website, or any of your other scams and nonsense.

"Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear." - Jefferson

Eyewitness accounts of laughter by members of the media . . . shocking! unacceptable! we can't have any laughter here! No! No! No! Does anyone have this on tape? Mr. Breitbart, can you please provide some laughter by members of the mainstream media? . . . preferably out of context? some guffaws, some snickerings, some side-splitting outbursts of mirth and hilarity??

We would like to thank the tea party and the conservative movement for the abundant laughter they provide, on an almost daily basis. Thank the good Lord above for the truly laughable, hilarious Glenn Beck and the American "teenee tiny" party. You guys are a laugh, and a half.

Ah, you little Breitbart comment-posting crazies, we just love ya. Scream and yell for lower taxes, then when Obama gets up there and demands Congress pass a bill to lower taxes, call him a retard, a fascist, a scumbag, and a "fucking retard." You may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but you sure are fun.

Maybe the reason your side keeps losing elections is that you're not making any "fucking sense."